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Fortunecookie

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Member Since: 9 Apr 2011 12:49pm

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Hey guys it's Fortunecookie (no chiz) :P
:) Hey my name is Izzy. I love giving advice so if you have anything you want to talk about, just ask me(: I'm really outgoing and I love people. Friends are my life and without them I'd probably die. I just got out of a relationship<\3

P.s. I ♥ cookies 

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  1. Fortunecookie Fortunecookie
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 4:45pm UTC
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  2. Fortunecookie Fortunecookie
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 5:39pm UTC
    Not laughing at a joke
    because you don’t like
    the person who told it.

  3. Fortunecookie Fortunecookie
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 11:30pm UTC
    I hate looking at couples,
    because the same thought
    always comes to my head;
    I miss that.

  4. Fortunecookie Fortunecookie
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 9:41pm UTC
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  5. Fortunecookie Fortunecookie
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    When I'm upset I cut myself...
    another slice of cheesecake.

  6. Fortunecookie Fortunecookie
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 10:31pm UTC
    I wanted to be a Ninja,
    so I Googled "Ninja School."
    I followed a link to their website, and it said
    'page cannot be found'
    Woah, these guys are good.

  7. Fortunecookie Fortunecookie
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    And who else...
    is excited for a new season of
    glee

  8. Fortunecookie Fortunecookie
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 2:54pm UTC
    I just read that 4,153,237
    people got married last year.
    I don't want to cause any arguments but... shouldn't that be an even number?

  9. Fortunecookie Fortunecookie
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 7:48pm UTC
    There was a blind girl
    who hated herself just because she was blind.
    She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend.
    He was always there for her.
    She said that if she could only see the world,
    she would marry her boyfriend.
    One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her
    and then she could see everything,
    including her boyfriend.
    Her boyfriend asked,
    "Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?"
    The girl was shocked
    when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too,
    and refused to marry him.
    Her boyfriend walked away in tears,
    and later wrote a letter to her saying...
    "Just take care of my eyes, dear."
    I'll always love you forever...

  10. Fortunecookie Fortunecookie
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    Would you like to try a new
    male enhancement method?
    Yes Witty ads, obviously I need some help with that.

  11. Fortunecookie Fortunecookie
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    Today, I went to a football game.
    During a time out,
    my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment.
    I was sitting next to my brother.
    FML

  12. Fortunecookie Fortunecookie
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    Why would I wear
    name brand clothing
    When I can get something that looks exactly the same
    90%off at
    Walmart?*

  13. Fortunecookie Fortunecookie
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 6:10pm UTC
    Google ads on Witty.
    REALLY...?

  14. Fortunecookie Fortunecookie
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 10:19pm UTC
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    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 5:36pm UTC
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  16. Fortunecookie Fortunecookie
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 10:11pm UTC
    Who says nothing is impossible?
    I've been doing nothing for years.

  17. Fortunecookie Fortunecookie
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 6:01pm UTC
    Do you believe in love at first sight?
    ♥Or should I walk by again?♥

  18. Fortunecookie Fortunecookie
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 5:30pm UTC
    You shouldn't compare yourself to others...
    They're a lot more screwed up than you think.

  19. Fortunecookie Fortunecookie
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 2:11am UTC
    I AM...
    I ᴀᴍ ᴀ ᴅᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ. A sɪsᴛᴇʀ. A ɢʀᴀɴᴅ-ᴅᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ. A ɴɪᴇᴄᴇ.
    A ᴄᴏᴜsɪɴ. A ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ. I ᴀᴍ ᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ. A sᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛ. A ʏᴏᴜɴɢɢɪʀʟ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ɢʀᴏᴡɴ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ. I ᴀᴍ ᴄᴏɴғɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴀɴᴅ sᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ.
    Tᴇʀʀɪғɪᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇxᴄɪᴛᴇᴅ. I ᴀᴍ ʟᴏᴠɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀʀɪɴɢ. Aɴᴅ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛғᴜʟ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴏᴘᴇғᴜʟ. I ᴀᴍ sɪᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ. I ᴀᴍ
    ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ. I'ᴍ ᴄᴀʀᴇғᴜʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀʀᴇʟᴇss. I ᴀᴍ
    ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ. I ᴀᴍ ᴍɪsᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴏᴏᴅ. Mɪsɢᴜɪᴅᴇᴅ,
    ᴍɪsʟᴇᴀᴅ. I ᴀᴍ ʜᴀʀᴅᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴇᴅ.
    Bᴜᴛ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ sᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ. I ᴡɪsʜ ᴏɴ sᴛᴀʀs ᴀɴᴅ
    ᴍʏ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍs. I ᴘʀᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʀʏ ᴍʏ ᴛᴇᴀʀs.I sᴍɪʟᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴜᴛsɪᴅᴇ. I'ᴍ ᴅʏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ.I ʟɪsᴛᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀs ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟɪsᴛᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ. I ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴏɴ
    ᴇɢɢsʜᴇʟʟs. Aɴᴅ I ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴏɴ ғɪʀᴇ. I ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ɪɴ ᴘᴀssɪᴏɴ,
    ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʀᴜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ. I ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ I ᴘᴜsʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴡᴀʏ.I ᴡᴀɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ sᴏ ᴄʟᴏsᴇ. I ᴀᴍ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʟʟ ᴀᴛ ᴏɴᴄᴇ. Aɴᴅ ᴀʟʟ I ᴡᴀɴᴛ ɪs ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ LOVE ME.

  20. Fortunecookie Fortunecookie
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 12:49am UTC
    Turn into a jet
    LIKE A BOSS
    Bomb the Russians
    LIKE A BOSS
    Crash into the sun
    LIKE A BOSS
    Now I'm dead
    LIKE A BOSS

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