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lozza821
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July 30, 2012 2:27pm UTC

John
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's only 8.
1 hour ago ·0 comment · 69 Likes
this was not meant to offend.

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AlyssaBreanne*
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July 25, 2012 10:32pm UTC

Best friend- Perfect blonde hair, tall, smooth long legs, perfect colored eyes, no acne, flat stomach, small thighs, cute nose.
Me- Socially awkward potato.

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xXxMrsLiamPaynexXx
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February 28, 2012 7:18pm UTC

My sister walks in my room.
She has one pillow tied to her front and one to her back.
I ask, "What on Earth are you doing?"
Her reply was...
"This pillow on my back, is to protect me, from the friends that will back stab me. And the back one, that's for the boys that will break my heart.
She's 6.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
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February 28, 2012 7:19pm UTC

Real girls aren't perfect,
perfect girls aren't real.

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Gabbyyy1208
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January 14, 2012 11:04pm UTC

I've never talked to SocietyKilledTheTeenager; But I'm proud of her. I wouldn't be able to wake up the next morning if my boyfriend passed away.
Anyone whos lost someone like that is strong
But this one is going out to her.
I don't know you; But I love you girl. ♥
Stay strong ♥

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nevercutyourbeautiful
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January 14, 2012 8:21pm UTC

R.I.P FrammingMatthew
You were such a great person and didnt deserve to die. We will all miss you here. Rest easy< 3

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kk4life97
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January 10, 2012 12:12am UTC

I guess
I should've been
more like her..

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hermione23katniss
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January 4, 2012 3:41pm UTC

Fave if you were
Born in the 90s and DON'T have a baby.
♥

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carlyeh98
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January 4, 2012 3:08am UTC

Girls do what they want
Boys do what they can
nmq/nmf
DO NOT REMOVE CREDIT. FORMAT BY _Hey_Bro_

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CrazyKid2k11
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January 4, 2012 6:09am UTC

click to see this quote

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QTPI_97
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January 3, 2012 10:56pm UTC

You Are Beautiful <3
OperationBeautiful.com
#Amazing

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soccerloverx03x
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December 27, 2011 10:05pm UTC

1-10 how much do you like me?
8. Turn that 8 sideways and that's how much i love you.♥
omg♥
fav if you get it(:♥

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thirteen
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December 25, 2011 11:57am UTC

she's just a little too scared
to get close because everyone who said they'd be there, left.

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cepstein10210
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December 25, 2011 12:04am UTC

Anti Jokes #7
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a bus.

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LivMcSpazz
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December 25, 2011 12:04am UTC

Dear Girls Who Think Revealing What's Underneath Your Skirt Is Hot,
A skirt should be like an essay: Short enough to get your point across but long enough to cover everything.
Sincerely,
No One Likes That View.

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xJulianaBabyxx3
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December 25, 2011 12:02am UTC

Winky Faces (;
Lead To..
Kinky Places ;P

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xjaseyrae
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December 25, 2011 12:02am UTC

MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU DOUCHEBAGS!

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