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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 9:54pm UTC

i walk into the school, like waddup i hate about every single one of you

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 11:08am UTC

Witty Profiles
http://www.wittyprofiles.com
Do you feel like you're a potato?, A cat person
No one cares about your imaginary relationship
with a character from a book?
Well Witty Profiles is just for you!
Did you think that was a Ad?

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BlondieBooJayy
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 9:50pm UTC

adding "ish" to the end of words
when your describing something that your unsure about

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 8:27pm UTC

If Howard Schultz gave up after being turned down by the banks 242 times there would be no Starbucks.
If Walt Disney quit too soon after his theme park concept was trashed 302 there would be no Disney.
If J.K. Rowling stopped after being turned down by multiple publishers for years, there would be no Harry Potter.
One thing is for sure:
If you give up too soon you'll never know what you'll be missing.
Keep going and NEVER QUIT.

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 7:56pm UTC

I'm allergic to stupidity,
so I break out in sarcasm.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 7:01pm UTC

You hate the way your hair falls, so you hide it in a bun. You turn up to school each day,
look around and feel outdone. You check your thighs constantly to see if you've gained
weight. You can't get to sleep at night because you're too busy fighting fate. You hate
your heart for beating and letting it cause you pain. You're so over being hurt, you
don't ever want to love again. You have to wear makeup to feel more secure. And
when you're asked how you feel you're never really sure. You hate to let people
in, you fear you'll let them down. You wear a pretty smile so people won't
know your frown. And when you look in the mirror all you see
is a broken mess. But, darling, when I look at you,
What I see is flawless

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britany*
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 8:33pm UTC

Rapper: I be f*cking all dem b*tches
Rapper: Smokin all dem blunts
Rapper: Gettin drunk every night
Rapper: F*ck all ya!
Rapper: *Gets an award*
Rapper: I'd just like to thank God.

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 7:18pm UTC

When you make a funny quote and no one faves it..
Obviously they were laughing so hard they had breathing problems and had to be rushed to the hospitial.

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cutecandygirl33
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 6:12pm UTC

1 likes: Aw... I suck...
2 likes: Hmmm... arrgh...
3 likes: Okay... I guess...
4 likes: Pretty average...
5 likes: Better than nothing!
6 likes: Exceptional!
7 likes: Pretty good!
8 likes: Good!
9 likes: Great!
10 likes: Cool!!!
*gets bored*
20 likes: I must be a rising star...
30 likes: This is... cupcake...
40 likes: Muffin
50 likes: Mini Pie
*peak of boredom*
500 likes: PIE
1000 likes: BIG PIE
1500 likes: CAKE
10000 likes: PIE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 3:43pm UTC

my life
is like one big inside joke get it
because i stay insiide
format jimmy365

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Cammie
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 9:54pm UTC

I'll just hug my pillow and pretend it has feelings for me...

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Angie122395
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 6:51am UTC

You ask too much of me,
I'm still broken too.
I want to help but,
I cant.

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...*
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 9:08pm UTC

Yesterday...
I got a new pair of sneakers
I forgot they were converse and not my wheelies
I was trying to slide on the "wheels"
And I landed on my face.

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SoftballMyLife22
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 9:09pm UTC

Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, therefore you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
Teacher: Class dismissed...

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 8:47pm UTC

"So like this guy totally asked me to send him pics. You know the dirty kind. Anyway, I was all like sure! So I did and now everyone keeps asking me for pics. But like I just can't say no, so I do it anyway."
*Ring, ring* Hello. What? Who is this? Oh, it's your self respect, seems that you've lost it?

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 9:45pm UTC

Boy: Will you be my valentine?
Me: What?
Boy: Will you be my valentine?
Me: What kind of sick joke is this?
Boy: What?
Me: Did my mother pay you? Give the money back, sicko! *runs and hides with sniper*

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DoneAwayWithDrama
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 8:44pm UTC

One time I burped in front of this guy and he asked me out the next day....
And they say burping is unattractive.

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giveyourheartabreak
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 9:44pm UTC

I'ma take your grandpa's style,
I'ma take your grandpa's style,
No for real,
ask your grandpa,
can I have his hand-me-downs?
Thrift shop is honestly the weirdest song

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