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  1. lbechs lbechs
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    IIIIts not you. its me
    I don't like you anymore
    i hope you understand;)
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  2. x0xanggx0x4 x0xanggx0x4
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    On a scale from 1 - SpongeBob...
    how ready are you?
    ;D
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  3. juturna* juturna*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 2:13am UTC
    Hey Gorgeous, Where have you been
    all my life? (;
    Hiding from you

  4. ilovewittyprofiles ilovewittyprofiles
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    Genuis idea: if you ever get caught sleeping in class or at work, raise your head slowly and say "in the Jesus name,amen"


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  6. hoplessboy63 hoplessboy63
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 9:36pm UTC
    Following people
    is just a nice way of
    STALKING

  7. lOvE802 lOvE802
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2010 9:36pm UTC
    jealousy is a sickness , get well soon ; ♥


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  11. xScYx xScYx
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2010 4:05pm UTC
    you never notice
    how much you like him,, until you
    see him with her..
    how muchhow

  12. lovelovelovelove lovelovelovelove
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2010 1:01pm UTC
    People who don't know me,
    Think I'm quiet.
    >>People who know me,<<
    Wish i was.

  13. truegurl09 truegurl09
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2010 4:20pm UTC
    Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
    Please...
    Can you bleed for a week and survive?
    Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
    Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months?
    Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone atonce?
    Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
    Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
    Can you --->face heartbreak?
    Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
    Can you burn your forehead with a straightener and not complain?
    Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
    Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
    Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
    I Didn't Think So.

  14. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 1:34pm UTC
    There's a light at the end of every tunnel...
    just pray it's not a train.

  15. SoccerXolree12 SoccerXolree12
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 1:39pm UTC
    WHERE WERE YOU!
    Chill Mom I was in Narniia


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  17. CharlotteRoze CharlotteRoze
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 2:18pm UTC
    Hey Mr. Grumpy Gills...
    When life gets you down, you know what you gotta do?
    JUST KEEP SWIMMING

  18. cheerdancinggal cheerdancinggal
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 2:43pm UTC
    "Dude that song is old"
    "Well so is your mom"
    but you listen to her :P"
    <3.
    gotta love facebook;*
    i alw

  19. well_i_would_never well_i_would_never
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 2:48pm UTC
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  20. hannie34_3_ras hannie34_3_ras
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 5:13pm UTC
    When I Die, want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep -- Not screaming like the passengers in his car.

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