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1. well_i_would_never
   posted a quote
   March 30, 2012 6:46pm UTC
   I'm not fat..........I'm just so sexy that it overflows.
   story of my life. nmq.
   
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2. well_i_would_never
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   March 29, 2011 5:16pm UTC
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3. well_i_would_never
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   March 29, 2011 3:53pm UTC
   -Boys are like shoes.
   The cuter they are
   the more they hurt you.
   
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4. well_i_would_never
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   March 28, 2011 4:59pm UTC
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5. well_i_would_never
   posted a quote
   October 21, 2010 4:02pm UTC
   Life would be perfect if sweat pants were sexy, mondays were fun, junk food
   didn't make you fat, girls didn't cause so much drama, guys weren't so
   confusing, nothing was regrettable and goodbyes only meant until
   tomorrow...♥
   
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6. well_i_would_never
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2010 4:29pm UTC
   Dear Bestfriend,
   I'm Here For You
   Even If Its 3:00 Am
   ♥
   
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7. well_i_would_never
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   August 28, 2010 2:48pm UTC
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8. well_i_would_never
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   August 27, 2010 6:30pm UTC
   If Only Mosquitoes Sucked Fat Instead Of Blood....
   
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9. well_i_would_never
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2010 4:52pm UTC
   The Awkward Eye Contact With People In Cars Next To You At Red Lights.
   
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10. well_i_would_never
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2010 4:33pm UTC
    "If Shampoo Gets In Eyes, Rinse Immediately"
    Nawwwww I'm Gonna Keep It In My Eye's ForEntertainment....
    
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11. well_i_would_never
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    August 25, 2010 4:57pm UTC
    If Skinny People Go Skinny Dipping,What Do Fat People Do? Chunky Dunk?
    
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12. well_i_would_never
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 5:45pm UTC
    If A Boy Texts You While He's Playing COD He Loves You .
    LOL JK
    He Just Died.
    
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13. well_i_would_never
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 5:00pm UTC
    HMMMMMM
    Why Are You Blocked?
    *Unblock*
    HEEEEEEEEYY!!!
    Now I Know Why
    *Block*
    
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14. well_i_would_never
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 3:44pm UTC
    Dear brain,
    Sorry for overloading you with thoughts of him.
    Dear tummy,
    Sorry for all the butterflies.
    Dear pillow,
    Sorry for all the tears.
    Dear heart,
    Sorry for all the damage.
    
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15. well_i_would_never
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 1:27pm UTC
    "The Truth Is You Don't Know What Is Going To Happen Tomorrow.
    Life Is A Crazy Ride And Nothing Is Guaranteed" - Eminem
    
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16. well_i_would_never
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2010 6:33pm UTC
    Why Is It So Hard To Move On From People Who Constantly Hurt You?
    ♥
    
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17. well_i_would_never
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2010 5:30pm UTC
    That Very Attractive Face You Do Before You Sneeze.
    
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18. well_i_would_never
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2010 12:07pm UTC
    I Tried To Change My Witty Password To "My Dick" But Witty Said It Was Too Long.
    
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19. well_i_would_never
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2010 9:23am UTC
    -A Friend Will Calm You Down When You Angry But A Best Friend Will Skip Beside You With A Baseball Bat Singing
    "Someone's Gonna Get It".
    ♥
    
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20. well_i_would_never
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2010 5:58am UTC
    "Don't Go I Need You In My Life"
    LOL JK
    Close The Door On Your Way Out.
    
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