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hannie34_3_ras
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August 25, 2010 5:31pm UTC

If you die in an
elevator be
sure to
push
the Up button

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xthatsxlifex
posted a quote
August 24, 2010 12:04pm UTC

at every 11:11 . . .
♥
[i wish]
[that you]
[would just]
. . . . .
FALL OFF A CLIFF.
♥

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ilovewittyprofiles
posted a quote
August 23, 2010 10:03pm UTC

ILOVE
WITTY PROFILES!!!!!!
♥

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kybabexo12
posted a quote
August 23, 2010 3:50pm UTC

shopping should really just be
a sport.. i mean so many girls
are good at it. (:

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xxLOveToDAncExx3
posted a quote
August 23, 2010 3:50pm UTC

Dear 8 year old,
get off facebook and go back to Club peguin((:

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ilovewittyprofiles
posted a quote
August 23, 2010 3:50pm UTC

<3

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ilovewittyprofiles
posted a quote
August 23, 2010 3:44pm UTC

i shall call him squishy and he shall be mine. and he shall be my squishy!!! <3

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KittKat17
posted a quote
August 22, 2010 6:24pm UTC

Everybody Knows
Cady from Mean Girls is secretly Elizah Thornberry♥

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Ginax3
posted a quote
August 22, 2010 3:28pm UTC

DON'T YOU JUST
HATE IT WHEN
CHARLIE BITES
YOUR FINGER?

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Laurieeex3
posted a quote
August 22, 2010 5:25pm UTC

Laughing Sarcastically..
then making a serious face ;)

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Jessssx3
posted a quote
August 22, 2010 10:07pm UTC

What happened to the
Power Puff Girls ?

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aleciiax3
posted a quote
August 22, 2010 8:34pm UTC

i was just about to sneeze,
when i looked at my facebook IM list & saw my boyfriend was online.
suddenly i didn't have to sneeze anymore.
& people thought i was kidding when i said he makes me feel better.

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jjayx5
posted a quote
August 22, 2010 7:20pm UTC

Sorry. It's ok
Sorry. It's fine
Sorry
STOP SAYING SORRY!
Oh, sorry

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kara008
posted a quote
August 22, 2010 8:42pm UTC

"Would you like a bag for that?"
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
No thanks, I'll just balance it on my head ... WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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SmileyAly101
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August 23, 2010 12:27am UTC

I love when guys do that half smile :)

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aleciiax3
posted a quote
August 22, 2010 8:15pm UTC

saying "cool", even though you don't really
care.

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XxstrawberrykiwixX
posted a quote
August 22, 2010 11:20pm UTC

When you sit on the ground
you automatically pull out grass.

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OrangeCatX1016
posted a quote
August 22, 2010 10:07pm UTC

I use my cell phone to find things in the dark(:
Facebook.

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