Laurieeex3

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Laurieeex3

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Member Since: 25 Jul 2010 06:39am

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

user id: 118018

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NINININININI.

Laurieeex3
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September 18, 2010 3:42pm UTC

That feeling you get when you download new songs on your iPod <3

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Laurieeex3
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September 18, 2010 10:03am UTC

When life gives you lemons,
sell them on eBay.

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Laurieeex3
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September 18, 2010 9:48am UTC

Dear Disney,
i blame you for my high expectations of men.

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Laurieeex3
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September 18, 2010 9:43am UTC

I would take a bullet for you, but not in the head , like in the arm or something . . .

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Laurieeex3
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September 18, 2010 9:40am UTC

Ok, if we get caught here's the story . . .

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Laurieeex3
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September 17, 2010 9:05am UTC

Nothing hurts more than realizing he meant everything to you, but you meant nothing to him.

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Laurieeex3
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September 17, 2010 7:27am UTC

You're the boy who murdered love.

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Laurieeex3
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September 17, 2010 3:53am UTC

You believe
& you doubt
you're confused
& got it all figured out
Everything that you always
wished for could be yours, should be yours, would be yours if they only knew.

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Laurieeex3
posted a quote
September 16, 2010 2:24pm UTC

No, i don't hate you..
you're just REALLY annoying.

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Laurieeex3
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September 16, 2010 2:18pm UTC

My erasers either get,
STOLEN
LOST
or
CUT IN HALF.

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Laurieeex3
posted a quote
September 16, 2010 2:15pm UTC

"You had all week to study"
"Uh yeah sorry, I HAVE A LIFE".

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Laurieeex3
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September 16, 2010 2:14pm UTC

Mom it's not me! The teacher seriously hates me.

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Laurieeex3
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September 16, 2010 12:54pm UTC

Hates walking past someone and having to act as if they never existed, when they were once the most important person in your life..❤

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Laurieeex3
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September 16, 2010 12:25pm UTC

I trip on flat surfaces, push doors that say pull, laugh at lame jokes..
but, that's just me.

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Laurieeex3
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September 16, 2010 12:20pm UTC

I want to meet the 30 year old me, to see how i turned out :D

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Laurieeex3
posted a quote
September 16, 2010 12:17pm UTC

When you say "k" or "lol" i close the convo. . .

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Laurieeex3
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September 15, 2010 11:21am UTC

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead?

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Laurieeex3
posted a quote
September 15, 2010 11:19am UTC

>> You picked me up<<
You took me home,
you put your hands
around my waist ,
you took off my top,
then you put your
lips on mine .....
Thank god im a PEPSI .

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Laurieeex3
posted a quote
September 15, 2010 10:55am UTC

A lot of people are afraid of heights,
Not me, i'm afraid of widths(:.

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Laurieeex3
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September 15, 2010 7:41am UTC

I don't care how much clothes i have, there's nothing to wear!

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