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Kalliefornia
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August 18, 2012 7:53pm UTC

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Kalliefornia
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August 18, 2012 10:10pm UTC

if i packed a bag and said
let's leave this town tonight
would you go with me?

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Kalliefornia
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August 9, 2012 5:45pm UTC

we accept the love
we think we deserve
- the perks of being a wallflower

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xashleyx01
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July 30, 2012 6:08pm UTC

Using big words to sound smart.
I mean Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.

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lozza821
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July 26, 2012 1:29pm UTC

American: I want to live in the UK.
Asian: I want to live in the UK.
Indian: I want to live in the UK.
African: I want to live in the UK.
Hispanic: I want to live in the UK.
Canadian: I want to live in the UK.
Filipino: I want to live in the UK.
British: wat.

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carson5482
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July 26, 2012 12:16pm UTC

Cat: Meow.
Me: Meow?
Cat: Meow, meow.
Me: Holy God. I speak cat.
...
My brother: You're an idiot.

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Sara*
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July 16, 2012 2:43pm UTC

If I auditioned for the X-Factor
Simon: Who are your musical inspiration?
Me: One Direction, Adele, Ed Sheeran, Olly Murs and uhh yah that about sums it up
Simon: Uhmm alright.. What would you do with the 5 million dollars?
Me: Buy One Direction
Simon: ...buy...One Direction...?
Me: yup
Simon: alright... what do you enjoy doing other than singing?
Me: Fangirling over One Direction, buying magazines with their faces on them, stalking One Direction's tweets, listening to their songs... And I like to act
Simon: ohh really? what do you act about?
Me: I reenact One Direction interviews:
Simon:
Me:
Simon:
Me:
Simon:what are you going to sing?
Me: What makes you beautiful by One Direction
nmq

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Uconnchick2
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July 1, 2012 6:23pm UTC

Friend: "What's a good movie?"
Me: "Snakes on a plane."
Friend: "What's it about?"
Me: "Horses...horses on a boat."

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GreenMariLoves
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June 15, 2012 1:23pm UTC

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Kalliefornia
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June 16, 2012 11:54am UTC

I'm sick of feeling cheap
cheated and abused
>>> sick of losing sleep
thinking about you
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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muffinsandwitty7557
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May 29, 2012 6:30pm UTC

We are 90's kids...
We watched Disney films not Disney channel.
It was Sabrina the Teenage Witch not Wizards of Waverly Place.
We liked The Nightmare Before Christmas as kids before all the creepy crap started.
We are the Harry Potter generation.
It was Interview with the Vampire before Twilight.
We could be the last creatures on earth to have our birth year start with the number one.

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伤*
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May 27, 2012 10:21am UTC

Harry Styles is in a relationship with Louis Tomlinson
♥ 1 minutes ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship

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CrazyBitchShan
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May 21, 2012 1:13pm UTC

When Boys...
Are protective of you...♥

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GreenMariLoves
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May 18, 2012 1:04pm UTC

Everyone says you only fall in love once,
but thats not true,
because every time I see you,
I fall in love all over again.
7.16.11

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ekrouan96
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May 18, 2012 3:04pm UTC

This morning HE texted me.
And guess what? He hasn't stopped :)

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staystrongchance
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May 18, 2012 10:49pm UTC

Hi, So I'm here to update you on recent things that have happened. Today, Chance ate his first thing of baby food. I wasn't aloud to give him much because it makes him very sick to his stomach. But he ate carrots. He absolutely loved them. His dad came to see him today for the first time since he was born. He didn't stay with me through the pregnancy, even though he knew it was his he demanded a test. I felt like he didn't trust me enough to deserve me, so I told him if he was going to doubt me not to stay, and he didn't. He had no Idea about Chance being sick. He picked him up for the first time and I actually seen him cry but he wiped the tear away before it got to far down his face. I don't regret anything as of now, but I have a feeling down the road I will. It's not very often I get to hold him because he has so many things hooked up to him that I'm scared to. It's not that I don't love him, I just can't I'm scared to feel him like this. But I picked him up today, and his eyes got extremely bright, and excited. He actually reached up and touched my face. I thank god everyday for giving me such a special little boy. StayStrongChanceLee<3

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starbright14
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May 12, 2012 1:30pm UTC

This Weekend is Mother’s Day Weekend;
Favorite if you love your Mom and never want to lose her.*
❤
I love you mom.

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