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SmileyRyleigh
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 11:34pm UTC

Click the ♥
if you know a boy who
deserves a good kick
in the balls.

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ohxhelloxthere
posted a quote
April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC

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The star of the football team
h a s a b l i n d d a d
who always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he EVER had,
making the winning touchdown
&+ many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
♥
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Not mine. I just love it

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shestooyoungforyoubro
posted a quote
November 4, 2011 3:40pm UTC

Arrested for laughing!!
This is from an actual trial in the UK.
A young Woman who was several months pregnant
was sitting in a bus.
When she noticed a young man smiling at her she
began feeling humiliated on account of her
condition.
She changed her seat & he seemed more amused.
She moved again and then on seeing him laughing
more, she filed a courtcase on him.
In the court the Man's defence was:
"When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help
noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an
advertisement, which read 'Coming Soon- The
unknown boon'.
I was even more amused when she
then sat under a shavingadvertisement, which
read: 'William's stick did the trick'."
"Then I could not control myself any longer, when
on the third move shesat under an advertisement,
which read: 'Dunlo Rubber would haveprevented
this accident..'
The case was dismissed... the judge fell off his
chair laughing....
Fave if you laughed

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 1:02am UTC

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Kurousagi3
posted a quote
November 7, 2011 9:41pm UTC

Your mom will always decide
to vacuum during the climatic parts of whatever you're watching

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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x3hunniebunniex3
posted a quote
November 7, 2011 3:45pm UTC

"i wasnt that drunk"
'bro, you logged onto myspace'

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Blurryface*
posted a quote
November 7, 2011 4:57pm UTC

You can't buy happiness,
But you can buy ice cream.
And that's kind of the same thing.
[nmf]

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
November 6, 2011 1:34am UTC

Hakuna Matata (Voldemort's Version):;
avada kedavra!
what a wonderful phrase...
avada kedavra!
ain't no passing craze...
it means i'm killing,
mudbloods, goblins and slaaaves,
it's our problem freeeee
philosophyyyyyyy
avada kedavra!
♥

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carolineblueeyes
posted a quote
November 6, 2011 11:29pm UTC

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emilyyyistheshit
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November 6, 2011 11:30pm UTC

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jtcozzy
posted a quote
November 6, 2011 11:36pm UTC

Dear Trojan Condom company you do realize what happened at the Battle of Troy, right? sincerely , they got in.

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antipickuplines
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 11:11pm UTC

anti - pickup line #16
Him: Don't worry, I like fat birds.
...why are you crying?

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bizzlebelles
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 11:19pm UTC

"OMG you're so pretty"
"Yes, that is how I have managed to stay single this long"

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antipickuplines
posted a quote
November 5, 2011 11:44pm UTC

anti - pickup line #19
Him: Do you like aardvarks?
Her: No...
Him: Neither do I....
*silence*
...my name's Harold.

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
November 6, 2011 12:24am UTC

"K"
K? K what? The letter
before L, the letter
after J? Did you know
that in JK, K stands
for "Kidding". So your
reply is "kidding"? Or
K as in Potassium? Do
you need some Special
K in breakfast? K, as
in can I K/O you? Can
I knock you out and
feed you to hungry
sharks? Sharks has K
in it.

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Evil_Cupcake21
posted a quote
October 30, 2011 8:05pm UTC

That Moment When;
You Sneeze while Walking; and then you Start Walking like Jack Sparrow does. x:

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tylerr
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 5:17pm UTC

Baby, please don't do this. You have no idea how much you mean to me..
I gave you way too many chances. I'm done.
I'll do anything.
Forget it, alright? We're octagon.
LOLOL, I meant over. That was funny but I'm still breaking up with you.
HAHAHAHA, omg. -tumblr.c':

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Skimrande
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 11:14am UTC

Dear Dunkin' Donuts,
Your motto is a lie. Everyone knows America doesn't run.

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