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yourcool
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 4:45pm UTC

to my future childern;
if you say "swag" i'm taking your iphone 27 away.

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littlenattycastronovo
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 5:02pm UTC

Mom: Okay, it's time for you to go read
My siblings: Awww
Mom: And you
Me: Me?
Mom: Yes, you. Go be social for once, go call your friends or something
Me: Social?
Me: Friends?
Me: What is this language you are speaking to me

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AlyssaBreanne*
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 1:22pm UTC

#TeamSingle
Anyone else?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 2:18pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved question:
Which is worse?
Ignorance or apathy?
Best answer:
I don't know and I don't care.
Rating: * * * * *

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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RyansWitty
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 11:24am UTC

Shower Habits:
Sticking your hair onto the wall,
Peeing in the shower,
(For girls):Coming out of the shower and pretending your towel is a strapless dress,
Singing in the shower,
Not wanting to take a shower,
Dancing in the shower.
favorite if one of these habits are your's aswell.
nmf

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 8:28pm UTC

Deleting my school so i can focus on witty.
wait, what?

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Pick her up
and pretend you're going to throw her in the pool.
She'll scream and fight you,
but secretly, she'll love it.
Hold her hand while you talk.
Hold her hand when you drive.
Just hold her hand.
Tell her she looks pretty.
Look her in the eyes when you talk to her.
Protect her.
Tell her stupid jokes.
Tickle her, even when she says stop.
When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
Let her fall asleep in your arms.
Get her mad, then kiss her.
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Kiss her on the cheek.
Kiss her on the forehead.
Just kiss her.
Let her wear your clothes.
Go slow.
Don't push anything.
When you fall in love with her, tell her.

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mayday
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 7:57pm UTC

If you love someone tell him/her.
Forget about the rules, THE FEAR OF x x x being ridiculous.
wHats Ridiculous
i s p a s s i n g u p o n a n o p p r o t u n i t y .
TO TELL SOMEONE THAT YOUR HEAR
your heart is invested in him or her.

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mayday
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 7:38pm UTC

When I look at you, I see this perfect
person then there's me, this weird, crazy person with all these problems ♥
AND I DON'T SEE HOW YOU COULD LIKE ME
( S O I ' L L S I T H E R E A N D W H I S P E R Q U I E T L Y )
“ P l e a s e s t a y . ” ♥
credit goes to someone on tumblr (dont know who lol) but i changed it a little bit yup

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mayday
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 7:31pm UTC

I'M SICK OF STAYING
u p l a t e b e c a u s e Y O U ' R E n o t H E R E .
((AND I'M NOT THERE ))
2:09A.M. ♥

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cvnt*
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 1:11pm UTC

T H E T H I N G I S , I K N E W T H I S W O U L D H A P P E N ,
but I still cried when you left.

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xoariareneexo913
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 12:44pm UTC

-----------♥-----------
My cat is a rapper. His name?"
Wiska Lifa........
-----------♥-----------

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_BadLuckBrian_
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 3:04pm UTC

FINALLY WINS AN AWARD.
KANYE'S THERE.

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H2TK
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 12:18am UTC

Here's to the kids...
who remember "Cheez Jerky."
Yeah I'm the man who had the cheese, I'm the man who had the jerky, we put 'em both together and yeah, it really worky, cheese jerky. Say what, say what, cheese jerky. Say what, say what.

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MotionlessDreams
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 1:53pm UTC

Me: Did it hurt?
Her: (sigh) Did what hurt?
Me: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell.

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imayellowkangaroo
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 12:05pm UTC

Me meeting Harry one day
me: *hands him a piece of paper*
Harry: Let me guess, this is your Twitter and phone number
me: Haha, no what kind of fan do you think I am?
Harry: Then what is it?
me: My address
Harry:
Me:
Harry:
Me: The front door will be unlocked.
Harry:
me: I will be waiting Harold

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ilovechu5
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 3:23pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 5:30pm UTC

Fulllllhouse. ;)
Danny: Joey, Rebecca is pregnant..
Joey: PREGNANT?
Kimmy, Dj, Stephanie: PREGNANT
Stephanie: Wait.... Whose pregnant?
Joey: Uh......... I am
Michelle: WAY TO GO JOEY!

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伤*
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 12:04pm UTC

I MISS YOU
I MISS YOUR SMILE
& I STILL SHRED A TEAR
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
(OneDirection)

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