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Nina_luv13
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 4:17pm UTC

Hey Mario. Remeber me?
I spent my childhood trying to save your girlfriend.
Follow for a follow?

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fakesmilerealtears
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 1:04pm UTC

Girl: I'm depressed.
Society: Stop begging for attention.
Girl: I cry myself to sleep.
Society: Stop begging for attention.
Girl: I want to leave the world.
Society: Stop begging for attention.
Girl: Commits suicide.
Society: I wish we could have helped her
before it was too late.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 5:09pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Witty (noun)=
the reason why you're failing school.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 2:18pm UTC

Nutrition Facts
Facebook
Users on www.facebook.com
aa
% Variety *
People with annoying statuses 12 %
Skanzky mirror-picture girls 10 %
Hands-on-hips head-tilted girls 39 %
0 mutual friends adders 7 %
Doucshbags trying to wheel girls 13 %
Wanna-be scene kids 10 %
The virus message inboxers 3 %
Your real, normal friends 5 %
Other 1 %
*Percents are based on average statistics. The amouns may be higher or lower depending on your personal Facebook friends list.
To avoid any of these catagories, delete your Facebook immediatley.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 5:18pm UTC

click to see this quote

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 2:20pm UTC

Omegle Talk to strangers!
hi
hi
do you have witty?
what's witty?
i think it's best we end this conversation now.

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Jilllll
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 8:19pm UTC

that voice we do when we imitate guys♥
nmf

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AbercrombieAndBitchh
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 7:14pm UTC

*During school year*
"What day is it?"
"Monday, March 12, 2012, 7:15p.m. E.T."
*During summer*
"What day is it?"
"Idk, Tuesday? Saturday? Maybe Thursday? Who cares?"

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LeA_HeRe
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 3:23pm UTC

♥ That one boy
you never though
Youd have
feelings for

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 6:30pm UTC

hold your
mouse over
this quote

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xTheHungerGamesx
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 3:02pm UTC

Oh im a Gummy Bear
Yes, Im a Gummy Bear
Oh, im a Yummy Tummy Funny Lucky Gummy Bear
I'm a jelly bear, coz im a Gummy Bear
Oh im a Movin Groovin Jammin singing Gummy Bear
Oh yeahh :D
Fave if you've heard this song before!!! If not...then your probably reading this thinking WTF... :D

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yellowdino16
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Admit it ;
you're scared to text him,
because you feel like you're annoying him.

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TeamPita
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 6:14pm UTC

SHOULDER
SHOULDER
SHOULDER
SHOULDER
fav if you read the text in purple

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 2:15pm UTC

Police Officer: Freeze!
Criminal: Everybody clap your hands!

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greendaygal
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 5:08pm UTC

boy: you're cute
me: who put you up to this
boy: what
me: was it my mom?
boy: no i think you're rea-
me: DAMMIT MOM
boy: i don't understa-
me: how much did she pay you

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Britaneym8
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 3:13pm UTC

Our generation will
be the weirdest
grandparents.
nmf

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 2:10pm UTC

A marine was deployed to Afganistan.
While he was there, he recieved a letter from his girlfriend. In this letter, she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. She also wanted the pictures of herself back. So the marine did what any other man would do. He went around to his buddies anc dollected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed 24 pictures of women (with and without clothes) to his ex-girlfriend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

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superfish12
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 4:09pm UTC

spongebob: "Patrick, you're a genious!"
Patrick: "Yeah i get called that a lot."
Spongebob: "What, a genious?"
Patrick: "No, Patrick."

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 2:13pm UTC

I like you.
I like you, too.
That's awkward..
No. Stop. Follow the script or no one is going to favourite this.

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kitkat167130
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 3:54pm UTC

[spring] is here?
time to start shaving more often ;-)

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