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  1. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 6:06pm UTC
    Girl: *likes all of her crush's facebook profile pictures*
    Girl: If only I had the courage to talk to him.
    Boy: She likes all of my profile pictures...
    Boy: But I won't ask her out until she talks to me.
    the sad truth

  2. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    COURT DISMIS SED.
    bring in the dancing lobsters.

  3. aliexo12 aliexo12
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Anyone else feel invisible?

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    Meanwhile in the Northeastern United States
    Last Halloween: Massive Snowstorm
    This Halloween: Intense Hurricane
    Next Halloween: Godzilla returns

  5. xNeonCookiiex xNeonCookiiex
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    I want to make
    a youtube account. I want to do makeup, fashion, hauls,
    and stuff like that. I want to do singing on there too. I'm not
    sure if I should do it. I'm doing good at these stuff, but im
    worried whether people will like it or not. What do you
    guys think? I could start my future/career here, on
    youtube. with help from you guys. Thanks if you do help
    me. I appreciate it alot. I know this isn't a proper quote,
    but I need advice. Thanks again.

  6. ifLyx3 ifLyx3
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 11:22pm UTC
    Every Girl: Just Wants to be l o v e d
    -ifLyx3

  7. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    Birth is the leading cause of death.

  8. UnicornHoran UnicornHoran
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    Today a boy called me ugly.
    Lol I'm joking.
    Boys don't talk to me.

  9. ambear24 ambear24
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    how awkward am i?
    last night, my boyfriend and i were cuddling on the couch.
    i got cold and rolled up into a ball.
    and then i blurt out,
    "check it out. i'm an armadillo."

  10. Ugfhhbyjnvcffg* Ugfhhbyjnvcffg*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    i love yu(:

  11. ImThatqirl1 ImThatqirl1
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    The worst feeling in the world is knowing you did the best you could and it still wasn't good enough.

  12. MuteAngel MuteAngel
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    RIP
    All beauty must die


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. viperchick viperchick
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 12:06pm UTC
    Ohana means family.
    Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten.
    nmf

  15. SinnersNeverSleep SinnersNeverSleep
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    If you think that writing songs about/singing to my girlfriend makes me gay,
    you are incredibly stupid..

  16. Sunny1703 Sunny1703
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    Okay, so Monday is Suicide Awarness Day,
    And was thinking that maybe we could try to get Witty to turn yellow for it.
    Can we try to get Steve to see this & turn Witty yellow?
    Please?

  17. YourFairytale YourFairytale
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    I'll be 18 in two weeks,
    Most girls my age want to lose their
    virginity...
    I just want him to give me my first kiss
    on my Birthday
    ♡♡♡

  18. joshkarder17 joshkarder17
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    Honestly...
    I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be anything but honest in that moment. I love the look in people’s eyes when they realize they’re in love. I love the way people look when they first wake up and they’ve forgotten their surroundings. I love the gasp people take when their favorite character dies. I love when people close their eyes and drift to somewhere in the clouds. I fall in love with people and their honest moments all the time. I fall in love with their breakdowns and their smeared makeup and their daydreams. Honesty is just too beautiful to ever put into words.

  19. GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    I've been called a manwh0re because I've dated a lot of girls I thought I loved - but I've never cheated on any of them, and I didn't lose my virginity to any of them.
    I've been called an @sshole because I'm honest and when I'm mad I say things I don't really mean, even though I always apologise for being rude and I try to be nice to everyone.
    I've been called stupid because I can't always focus on all of my schoolwork because my mind is usually on other things.. Like the stress and the bullying I've had to deal with.
    I've been called gay because I actually care about people, and I don't toy around with girls' hearts - including my exes, no matter how badly they've treated me.
    I've been beaten up, called a lot of rude names, been stalked on Facebook, attempted suicide, and I still have suicidal thoughts.
    But I always keep smiling, I'm always still kind and respectful towards everyone, even though underneath all this is a pathetic, broken teenager with both physical and emotional scars.
    Please, just stop judging me. I have feelings too.

  20. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    I'm the kid of person who would come out of the gym...
    And go straight to McDonalds...........

:)

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