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idapease
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July 5, 2012 2:34pm UTC

when you get mad at someoneand cant think of any combacks...and then hours later you think of the perfect thing to say O_o

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livelaughlovee16
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June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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timraandnicole
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July 5, 2012 4:42pm UTC

click to see this quote

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AustinH
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July 5, 2012 2:44pm UTC

I HATE when
people take my jokes
to seriously or the wrong way.

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muddy5011
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July 5, 2012 6:42pm UTC

RandomFacts#6
When you sneeze, all of your bodily functions stop, even your heart.
i'm going to make a lot of these...if no one reads, i'll stop, so if you're reading, make sure to fave so i know to make more (:

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sticksandstones001
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July 5, 2012 3:51pm UTC

*Sees a shirtless guy*
Normal Girl: -Goes over and talks to him-
Me: -Stands there awkwardly and stares.-

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AnnieeB
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July 5, 2012 11:09am UTC

At my funeral, when they're lowering
me in the the ground, i demand them to play "drop it like it's hot"

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smluvsart
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 12:00pm UTC

some people think i'm weird for reading books so much.
that i can sit for hours,
just readinng.
but you know why i love them so much?
why books are so wonderful?
because when you open up a book.
and you start reading it.
it's like opening up a whole new world.
it's like all your problems are forgotten,
at least until you put that book down.
in books, there's always that hero.
that character that you learn to admire
and trust
and fall in love with.
it's like you're living the story with them.
and when you finish that book.
and you finally close it.
it's sad,
and then you finally have to come back to the real world.
at least, that is, until you find another book...
books, put simply, are an ecsape from the real world.

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thebeatles4lyf
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July 5, 2012 1:31pm UTC

When it rains in a romantic movie:
Declare their undenying love for eachother and kiss passionately.
When it rains in real life:
F*ck this, let's go inside.

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Scarlettgirl8
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July 5, 2012 8:30am UTC

15 Years from Now:
Kid1: Hey. Whats your name?
Kid2: Niam. You?
Kid1: Larry.
Kid2: Your mom likes One Direction too?
Kid1: Ohhh yeah.

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KellyIsKool
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July 5, 2012 10:07am UTC

You know your childhood is over,
when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch.

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BravoSierra
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July 3, 2012 12:23pm UTC

Witty: Please sign in to add this quote to your faves!
Me: *signs in*Witty: You are already signed in silly!
Me:Witty:Me:Witty:Me:Mom: So the computer just fell out the window?

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