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BETHANY*
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June 23, 2013 11:53am UTC

Whats the difference between a car and a dead body?
I don't have a car in my garage

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writtenrain*
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June 22, 2013 8:26pm UTC

Crush's Friend: You need to get a girlfriend.
Crush: Ha. That involves someone actually liking me.
Me: ....

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Chris*
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June 23, 2013 10:01am UTC

this isn't supposed to happen. everything is going
so wrong. this isn't supposed to turn out this way.

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ZombiexEater*
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June 23, 2013 4:02pm UTC

Normal People Before They Go To Sleep:
-Brushes Hair
-Brushes Teeth
-Puts On Pajamas
-Washes Face
-Says Goodnight To Everyone
Me before I go to sleep:
-Takes socks off
-Flops onto bed

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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LostGirls*
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June 23, 2013 12:43am UTC

Don't worry when I fight with you. Worry when I stop because that means that there is nothing left for me to fight for.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 5:56pm UTC

Seriously, what's with the "Duck
Face"? Did some random, beautiful, popular girl, just think: "Holy fuc/k, I'm so beautiful and popular that I'm going to pretend to be a duck." like what

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x_damaged_x
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June 22, 2013 11:58pm UTC

I just want you to know,
if you're suicidal & still here,
I'm so proud of you.

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Everybodydotheflop
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 1:23pm UTC

*in chipper*
Me: I'll have a Caesar salad
Cashier: Is that all?
Me: *starts laughing*
Cashier: um
Me: Omg you actually belived me
Me: lol I'm kidding, I'll have 38652 burgers

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 2:55pm UTC

how is it 2 AM?
it was 1999 two seconds ago

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*VA VA VOOM*
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June 23, 2013 1:49pm UTC

Teacher: Do you want to see me at lunch time?
Me: Are you asking me out on a date?

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Bringmethebitches*
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June 23, 2013 6:33pm UTC

So I was on Facebook, I'm crying, and I'm getting ready to send my goodbyes to everyone, My boyfriend, my 'sister', my closest friends, tell them that its not there fault, and finally, post my suicide note. Right before I start typing, I recieve a message, from a girl named Nicole. I haven't talked to this girl since November and all of a sudden out of the blue she says:
Hey you !
you're beautiful and
gorgeous in your own way.
Don't let anyone make you feel ugly,
because your perfect just the way you are .
STAY STRONG .
This girl literally spared my life, at least for a couple of days, with just one small message on Facebook. Thats all it took, was a little act a kindness, to make a huge difference. My faith in humanity has never been greater. I wish there were more people like her out there.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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happiest*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 4:22pm UTC

Teacher: Write a 1,000 word essay.
(Get it back)
Teacher: You got a 0.
Student: What? Why?!
Teacher: You just submitted a picture.
Student: A picture's worth 1,000 words.

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 8:16am UTC

Studies show that the avrage person reads
20
books a year
....
I read around 20 books a
month

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 5:28pm UTC

When I die, I'm going to
invite everyone I ever knew to my funeral, and I'll make sure they play a remix of "Call Me Maybe", "Gangnam Style", and "Harlem Shake" and whoever sticks it out the longest is going to inherit everything I have.
Yes, I put the fun in funeral.

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Everybodydotheflop
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 2:29pm UTC

Me: *posts quote*
Me: *checks notifications 2 seconds later*
Me: *sees 0 notifications*
Me: WHY DO YOU ALL HATE ME?

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Delicate*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 9:41pm UTC

Her bag is filled with books and papers and things;
her mind is filled with pills and razors and things.

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SoftballMyLife22
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 8:55pm UTC

There comes a point in your life when you realize
who really matters, who never did, and who always will.

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