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  1. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 3:52am UTC
    Here's my heart in a postcard darling
    Just one step from the edge
    Sleep alone and it's so hard darling
    You're next to me in my head

  2. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    I love it when someone's laughter
    is funnier than the joke.

  3. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    Today my sister was on the phone
    With someone from a college she's applying to, and at the end of the conversation she went, "Okay love you bye."
    And the best part is she didn't even notice.

  4. Decay * Decay *
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    Im sorry female Wittians but why are girls so damn COMPLICATED

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 1:16pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 2:43pm UTC
    the longer you look at your selfie,
    the uglier it gets.

  7. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    i literally never had a stage where i thought boys were icky and gross
    i've literally been chasin the d since fresh out the womb

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 1:07pm UTC
    I would literally throw last year’s version of myself down a set of stairs

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 2:21pm UTC
    fun fact of the day: the human brain cannot makeup faces, therefore every person you see in your dreams is someone you have seen before. THAT MEANS THAT IF YOU MEET YOUR FAVORITE CELEBRITY AND THEY LOOK AT YOUR FACE THERE IS A CHANCE THAT THEY WILL SEE YOU IN A DREAM THEY HAVE OK

  10. happiest* happiest*
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    October 17, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    If you don’t get a little gay with your best friends you’re not close enough

  11.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    Studies show that
    I don't f*cking like you

  12. SkittlesGirl SkittlesGirl
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    My scars aren't sickening, they're my battle wounds, and they are the part of me.

  13. RomanceOnARocketshipp RomanceOnARocketshipp
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    You Have To Get Hurt.
    Thats How You Learn. The Strongest People
    Out There, The Ones Who Laugh The Hardest
    With A Genuine Smile. Those Who Have
    Fought The Toughest Battles.
    Because They've Decided That They Aren't
    Going To Let The World Hold Them Down.
    Instead They Are Going To Show The World
    Who Is Boss.

  14. #wishicouldgetyouback* #wishicouldgetyouback*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    I have found out of all my 14 years,
    I only have one real friend.
    Not a best friend, a real friend.
    And the girls I have to be around are so fake
    it makes Barbie look real.
    Please, I need a witty friend right now. x

  15. beautiful❥* beautiful❥*
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    October 18, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ which one's broken?
    ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ which one's trying?
    ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ which one's lonely?
    ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ which one's bi?
    ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ which one's lesbian?
    ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ which one's gay?
    ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ which one's dumb?
    ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ which one's christain?
    ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ which one's muslum?
    ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ which one's athiest?
    ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ which one's happy?
    y o u c a n' t t e l l, s o s t o p j u d g i n g

  16. Serendipity * Serendipity *
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    October 18, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    I find it really awkward when people compliment me..
    Them: OMG! I love your hair!
    Me: Thanks, i grew it myself..

  17. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    He's just a blue eyed boy
    with a beautiful soul
    who's stealing the heart
    of this average girl.

  18. LoveYourLifeee LoveYourLifeee
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 5:19pm UTC
    Me: *Wears Cute Outfit*
    Crush: *Not At School*
    Outfit=Wasted


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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