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  1. Annamaria25 Annamaria25
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    maroon 5 is a
    boy band.....
    and you dont see 69,487,213,567
    quotes about them, now do you?

  2. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    Why am I still single?
    Brain: you're weird.
    Body: and you're fat!
    Face: plus you're pretty ugly..
    Food: I'm here for you.

  3. EggyBub412 EggyBub412
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 2:12am UTC
    *Girl sleepovers!*
    What guys think happen: "Omg, let's have a pillow fight in our bras and underwear!"
    What really happens: "Did you just fart?" "Yep..."

  4. TheClumsyOne TheClumsyOne
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 3:40am UTC
    Theres this girl I like, how should I tell her I like her?
    Just Do It.
    Ok lets practice with you.
    i Aww your gonna do that thing when I`m like go tell her and you say I just did! Thats so cute <3
    No, I like your best friend. Shes hot.
    AWKWARD - ____________-

  5. horseluvr617 horseluvr617
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 2:28am UTC
    Cancer Sucks
    R.I.P Heather
    We will all miss you very much.
    Heaven really did gain an angel.
    You will always be my hero for never giving up.
    Atleast you are pain free now.
    I'll always love&remember you.
    <3

  6. horseluvr617 horseluvr617
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    Heather was so strong
    God made her an Angel
    And she definetly got her wings
    WE MISS YOU <3HEATHER<3
    CANCER SUCKS
    WTF
    WHERES THE FUNDING
    Leiomyasarcoma

  7. soccerninja101 soccerninja101
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    ░░░░
    I LOVE THAT KID WHO
    ARGUES WITH THE TEACHER
    AND KEEPS US ALL ENTERTAINED
    Format by Sandrasaurus/nmq

  8. PrincessMeg PrincessMeg
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    "Why I'm Fat" Excuses #6
    "Because this way, I'm harder to kidnap!"

    n m q

  9. elicream988 elicream988
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 4:17pm UTC
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  10. tumbletime77 tumbletime77
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 7:29pm UTC
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  11. lollipoplover lollipoplover
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    B*tch, please.
    I could wipe off
    your 'beauty' with a rag.

  12. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    It's my hair; stop telling me how to do it.
    It's my makeup; stop telling me how to apply it.
    They're my words; stop telling me how to say them.
    It's my life; stop telling me how to live it.


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  14. XXelmoXX XXelmoXX
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    March 6, 2012 8:04pm UTC
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  15. nikki_penny_love nikki_penny_love
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    Please don't let me fall for you again.
    I can't go through the pain of losing you once again.

  16. Nickih Nickih
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 1:37am UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    ♥♥♥
    Every Challenge Along the Way,
    With Courage I Will Face
    I Will Battle Every Day,
    To Claim my Rightful Place.
    ♥♥♥
    Format by Cookiedoughformats-Pokemon


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. NinjaahEmi NinjaahEmi
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 1:36am UTC
    FACT
    The guy who discovered milk was very, very thirsty

  19. bluebrownies bluebrownies
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 1:35am UTC
    • • • • • •
    I Hate it when I see friends at the shops
    and there like, "what are you doing here"
    and I am like "oh you know, just
    hunting for Elephants."
    Format credit - RunawayRachel (:


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