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soulofthereaper
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July 7, 2012 9:55pm UTC

Dear Nicki Minaj,
WHAT is a starship, and WHY is it meant to fly?
Sincerely,
The Rest of the World

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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cupiecake113
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July 7, 2012 9:55pm UTC

What do you get when you mix a landshark with a landshark
JESUS....lol jenna marbles

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lolomg53
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July 7, 2012 9:55pm UTC

Squidward: You're making me claustrophobic..
Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus...
Patrick: HO HO HO!
Spongebob: Stop it Patrick! You're scaring him!

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idkomg123
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 9:58pm UTC

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Getting Mad
Because Your
Celebrity Boyfriend
Is Cheating On You
♥

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x0oja1m33
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 9:37pm UTC

It's just a bad day.
Not a bad life.

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x0oja1m33
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 9:42pm UTC

You are who you are when nobody's looking

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x0oja1m33
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 9:22pm UTC

do what you love and
f o r g e t t h e r e s t

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x0oja1m33
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 9:28pm UTC

If it's really what you want, the only question is..
What's stopping you?

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x0oja1m33
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 9:31pm UTC

When I saw you, I fell in love.
And you smiled because
you knew

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Melanie_XO
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 10:06pm UTC

first base: being in the same roomsecond base: breathing the same airthird base: eye contact

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 8:35pm UTC

she wants to be
strong, but everyone
around her tries to prove
her wrong.
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 9:44pm UTC

Son: Dad how do I get girls to fall in love with me?
nmq/nmf
Dad: Dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and stand in the sunlight. They'll come running.
Son: Wtf. Dad. No.
nmq/n
Dad: Then grow a pair and talk to them.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 8:44pm UTC

laughing when
you see the number "69" because you're just that mature...

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auubree
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May 11, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
nmq

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youuuwish
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May 12, 2012 8:33pm UTC

it's funny, because this is my
s e c r e t w i t t y
i could be any of your best friends and you wouldn't have a clue.

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x0oja1m33
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 8:28pm UTC

please
you can’t party like us
we’re queens of the world
we don’t got the BIG sunglasses & the ripped jeans
but trust me, we don’t need it
we’re best friends, sisters
and when we’re together we’re
u n s t o p p a b l e

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x0oja1m33
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 8:19pm UTC

don't play games
with a girl that knows how to
play them better

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x0oja1m33
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 8:14pm UTC

we're only young once
so let's screw this up right

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x0oja1m33
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 8:08pm UTC

me: there's no use in being said over him
me: thing happy thoughts like...PENGUINS!
friend: PENGUINS MAKE ME SICK.
me: aw
friend: lol jk i love penguins! im just mad..GRR!
me: that's right let it all out
friend: OMG OMG I LOVE PENGUINS! SORRYY!!!
5 minutes later..
friend: AHHH! I HATE HIM !!! HES A PENGUIN!

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