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BlackButterflies
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August 23, 2013 3:42am UTC

here's your daily dose of idiotic rich-kid private school gossip are you READY FOR THIS?
this girl at my school just got kicked out of school because she ordered $3000 worth of clothes online with her best friends dad's credit card without anyone's permission and she got it delivered to school because she thought no one would find out but the school intercepted the package and oh my god

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BlackButterflies
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August 23, 2013 3:57am UTC

STORY TIME
so in my art class there's this boy (this isn't going where you think it's going, i promise) and he's really quiet and shy and a few weeks ago after school i was sitting at the back of the class sketching and he was painting at the front. then one of the popular guys who's kind of a "bad boy" walks in and walks right up to him, puts his hand on his shoulder and asks, "hey, whatcha painting?" and the other guy showed him and the popular boy was like, "awh, that's amazing!" and the other guy just BLUSHES and then the popular guy ruffled his hair. then he noticed i was there and gave a kinda awkward little wave but he sat down in front of him and watched him paint for the next hour and a half and they were both smiling so much and i think i accidentally witnessed a highschool au fanfiction occuring at my school oh god its the bad boy and the quiet arty guy i think they're in love and i still can't think properly help

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 2:21pm UTC

imagine if you met someone on witty and then randomly fell in love with them and skyped for hours on end and finally met them and then after a few years you would get married and have 2 kids named after fictional characters and a house lined with books and boxsets and momentos from all the conventions you attended together and it would all be because you decided to fave their quote

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 1:37am UTC

i'm trying to get back my original
weight of 7 pounds and 2 ounces

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 2:12pm UTC

What do boys even find attractive about b00bs.?They are literally a ball of fat on a girls chest,like if you can love me for the fat on my chest, why can't you love me for the fat on my stomach you piece of sh/t

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 4:14pm UTC

my grandma just told me she always reads the last page of a book first just in case she dies and doesn't make it to the end.

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gab*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 9:14pm UTC

we should be
allowed to submit our favorite selfie for school yearbook photos
instead of having to do picture day.

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carson5482
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 4:40pm UTC

Me: Does anyone want to go to a concert with me?
Real life friends:
Me:
Real life friends:
Internet friends: YES OKAY I'LL BOOK A FLIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THEM DOWN AFTER THE SHOW AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH THEM.

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capsized*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 5:18pm UTC

sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin

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slf51
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 12:43pm UTC

making quotes used to be so fun i haven't even been on here in over a year..what happened?

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missmeltdown
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 12:50pm UTC

Tell my mother,
tell my father,
I've done the best I can.
to make them realize this is my life.
I hope they understand.
I'm not angry; I'm just saying
sometimes goodbye is a second chance.

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 9:54pm UTC

Dear millionaires,
If you don't have a bookshelf that spins into another room,give me your money because you're spending it wrong.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 3:20pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Sorry, your password must contain
the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song for a television show, and the blood of your enemies.

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 9:36pm UTC

Hush little laptop
don't you cry
mama's gunna find you some more wifi.

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BulletproofLove
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 2:13pm UTC

My Dad has just told me that I look like Kurt Cobain and I dont know whether to be pleased that I've been compared to an awesome rock legend or offended that I apparently look like a 27 year old man.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 6:09pm UTC

she wears short skirts i wear
your grandads clothes, she's cheer captain and i look incredible.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 6:21pm UTC

my psychology teacher: but how do you know when you truly love someone?
some guy in the back row: when there's only one chicken nugget left and the person gives you the full piece instead of eating half and then giving you the other half.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 6:39pm UTC

if you ever feel like a loser,
just remember that i like to do english and math homework when i don't even have it assigned for homework.

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kristabff
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 2:11pm UTC

Some people put the craziest tags
just for likes on their Instagram pictures? Like one time I saw a Justin Bieber picture and the person who posted the picture put #cute #hot #gorgeoussss?? I think it's more reasonable to put #sky on a picture of a shirt.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 6:23pm UTC

sometimes, i think to myslef,
"do i really want to buy another chocolate bar?"
and then i remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentionally cover most of North America in an and create a voncanic winter that kills half the worlds population.
and then i'm like, heck yeah i want that chocolate bar.

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