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Christina*
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July 17, 2013 4:26am UTC

I fell in Love With Mickey Mouse
(literally)
Chapter # 43
Never ask me for dating advice.
"I don't know but you should stop because you're making me feel weird." He said
"How so?" I shrugged walking a little closer
"Ella, stop. Just stop." He comanded with his index finger pointed my way.
"Stop what?" I inocently asked.
"Stop seducing me." He begged
"I'm not trying to seduce you." I insisted
"Come on Ella, please, cover your legs." Roger said. It was Roger's voice but I heard Michael. Oh Jesus, even Roger wasn't enough to get my mind off of him.
"Did I say something wrong?" Roger asked sensing my sudden tension.
I shook my head and blinked several times.
"I'm going to take a shower." I said
"Ok,...hey Ella can I hang out here till you're done...I really don't feel like sleeping and I honestly don't ind. Why couldn't I trust Michael. As I stepped in the boiling water I remembered one of my dad's messages.
If you can't trust yourself, then you can't trust anyone.
Back then, that sentence didn't have much of a meaning. But, now, it was as meaning
Michael's POV
I wanted to break everything. How could I have messed this up? Was this even my fault? I don't know...all I know is I hurt her and I've hurt my self. All because of my stupid anger. My keys shook in my hands as I tried to open the door. Unfortunettly, I ddin't have to struggle for long. My mother opened the door and glanced at me with a worried expression.
"Where were you Michael?" She asked.
"I was at work." I lied
"Michael your shift ended around three hours ago." She said. I felt like I was about to blow.
"Ma, I'm home alright? I'm safe and sound. Stop asking me all these questions." I said. Before letting my mom say anything else I kissed her cheek and nearly ran to my room. My mother couldn't let me rest in peace; before I had a chance to take off my clothes she barged into my bedroom and glared at my with her folded arms.
"What?" I yelled.
"Why don't you tell me what?" She yelled. I rolled my eyes and grinded my teeth
"Michael." She whispered
"I want to sleep Ma, I got an early shift tommorow." I lied
"It's that girl isn't it?" She guessed.
"Let's say it is...so what?" I muttered.
"Don't hurt her Michael, she's a nice girl."
"Why does everyone assume I'm the bad guy?!" I yelled
"Because you usually are Mich, should I list off your girlfriends August,Alissa,Britney,Chris,Debby,Erica,Fiona,Gina,Hannah,Isabell...and Maribel. Michael you got Maribel pregnant." She yelled
"Oh please Maribel had been hit by more guys then Kim Kardashian and we both know that kid wasn't mine." I said
"You know what it's impossible to talk to you. I'm going to bed." She left.
"What if I told you, I'm the one who's hurting this time ma?" I uttered
She's different. She's either going to be a blessing or a curse. But, as if it continues like this, I hold onto the curse.

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Christina*
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July 17, 2013 9:42pm UTC

The Wittians
Pre-face
The alarms were pounding, and my sleepy heart begun shaking. It was time for the elections. One of us would go home. Though I wasn’t elected, it was still a heartbreaking experience. Whoever went home would no longer return. They wouldn’t even have the memories to hold on to. They would no longer be known as the Wittians; they would be known as the outsiders; people, who could not be trusted. That thought deeply frightened every single citizen. None of us wanted to go back to the real world. After all, who would want to leave the land of peace and purple kittens? That’s right no one, but, the elections were essential. It was the word of Steve our Wiseman and the Counselors. There was no arguing with Steve and the Counselors. No one could even use the excuse that they didn’t know. The word of Steve was pretty much tatted on our brains. Everybody knew the rules. There were no exceptions.
“Students and Citizens please attend to the purple auditorium; it’s time for the elections.” It was Jennifer’s voice. She was one of the counselors of the Comedic Section. I remember back in 2013 when Mrs. Lawrence had been elected. It wasn’t difficult to take her out of the real world. She was just like us; she loved kittens and hated people. In fact, a lot of celebrities were taken out of the real world. Chuck Norris, Will Smith, Adam Sandler, Kate Upton, and Michael Jackson. That’s right; apparently Mr. Jackson had never died. All he did was move to Wittious, the land of the Wittians. He was the dance and music teacher. Steve our Wiseman had offered him a spot on the counselor committee. But, Mr. Jackson had refused saying that he didn’t want to be higher than his students. He was my favorite teacher. I loved his class the best and I wasn’t the only one.
“Student’s and Citizens disregard the last notice, and stay in your rooms there seems to be a—“ The announcement was cut off. This had never happened before. My roommates Adriana and Erin looked at me in shock.
“Don’t worry I’m sure it was just a glitch....." I hopped it was just a glitch this had never happened before.
Guys thank you so much for your support. I got a lot of names on that other list. But, I want everyone to know that unless you provided/provide me with a personal bio I will write your character according to my imagination. So again thank you, and if there is anything you want me to include then please let me know either down here or on my page :)

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Drii_101
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April 18, 2013 6:53pm UTC

How to annoy people #3
With every question someone asks you reply with"Would you like fries with that?"

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Drii_101
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April 18, 2013 7:10pm UTC

Stand outside. So if anyone asks,
tell them you're outstanding :D

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Drii_101
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May 5, 2013 1:09pm UTC

Real eyes realize real lies.

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Drii_101
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June 22, 2013 10:12pm UTC

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
-Albert Einstein

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Drii_101
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June 23, 2013 10:29am UTC

When we were 12 we had baby dolls,
12 year olds nowadays are worried they have acutally have a baby.

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Drii_101
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June 23, 2013 10:45am UTC

Rabbit: Tie them together piglet! Can you tie a knot?
Piglet: I cannot.
Rabbit: Oh so you can knot?
Piglet: No I cannot knot.
Rabbit: Not knot?
Pooh: Who's there!?
Rabbit: POOH! -.-
Pooh: POOH WHO?

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Christina*
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July 17, 2013 4:53am UTC

The Wittians
They didn't fit in. It wasn't hard to tell from the reflection in the mirror that this place and this life wasn't meant for them. Witty, it was only a website until October 11 2014, the day when all the Wittians got a letter that only they could see. Every Wittian was automatically enrolled into The Witty Accademy and every year there were elections. Three people were elected from each major and only one of them went home. This tradition continued every year until 2016 when the Wiseman Steve was kidnapped and several other students were murderd. Who kidnapped Steve? Was it one of us? Or was it the outsiders?
If you happened to read this, I am going to write a story. The characters in my story are going to be real people on here. So if you want to be in it leave a name and spread the word :)

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