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  1. Erinluvsyou Erinluvsyou
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    Always wear cute pyjamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

  2. Erinluvsyou Erinluvsyou
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 2:30am UTC
    One day I found myself
    Smiling for no reason then,
    Then I relized I was thinking of you.

  3. Erinluvsyou Erinluvsyou
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 2:35am UTC
    Cookie Monster Once Said,
    " Sometimes me think what love is. And then me think love is what chocolate cookie is for. Me give up the last Chocolate Chip for you."

  4. Erinluvsyou Erinluvsyou
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 2:39am UTC
    Ugh When people send notes saying:
    Do You Like Me?
    Yes or No
    Circle One

  5. Erinluvsyou Erinluvsyou
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    My Boyfriend hates Nutella, We're over.

  6. Erinluvsyou Erinluvsyou
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    Shine Bright Like a Diamond,
    Shine bright like the beautiful sea, I choose to be happy. You and I, You and I were like Diamonds in the sky.

  7. Erinluvsyou Erinluvsyou
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 11:18pm UTC
    Dear Bestiie,
    I honestly don't know what I would
    do without you. <3 ¬‿¬

  8. Erinluvsyou Erinluvsyou
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment when some asks
    "What's Wrong?"
    And they are the problem.

  9. Erinluvsyou Erinluvsyou
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 9:23pm UTC
    *Missed Call*
    *Calls Back*
    *No Answer*
    What did you die in 3 secs?

  10. Erinluvsyou Erinluvsyou
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 6:50pm UTC
    H3Y WH@T$ R0NG?
    Obviously your education.

  11. Erinluvsyou Erinluvsyou
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 1:23am UTC
    *Going through exercises with the teacher*
    Student: Miss, are we on 'm'?
    Teacher: No, we're on 'n'.
    Student: Oh...
    Teacher: No, that's the next one.

  12. Erinluvsyou Erinluvsyou
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    I DON'T NEED SOMEONE THAT
    SEES THE GOOD IN ME.
    I NEED SOMEONE THAT SEES THE BAD
    & still wants me.

  13. Erinluvsyou Erinluvsyou
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 1:49am UTC
    only your best friend understands that when
    you say, "I saw my boyfriend today" you are referring to the hot guy that has no clue you exist.

  14. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 7:25am UTC
    I fell in Love With Mickey Mouse
    (literally)
    Chapter # 38
    Confessions at Mcdonalds
    I layed back in my seat and glanced out the window. As he drove off I
    noticed the trees transforming into stop lights and pedestrians.
    Questions, I had a lot of questions in my head right now. One, why and
    how many times has he been arrested? Two, what did he have to do
    with the cop's daughter? Three, what was the point of running around like this? I mean, couldn't we just stay inside that majestic balcony? Why on earth did we have to come all the way to this park just to eat some fried chicken and powdered donuts. Another thing I didn't understand was why I was putting up with this. Why didn't I just tell him that I thought he was disgusting and rude? Why didn't I want to tell him? I had no problems with confronting people, so why was it so difficult for me to confront Micheal?
    "Drive-thru or sit-in?" He casually asked as we drove into the parking lot.
    "Sit-in." I answered.
    I wasn't the biggest fan of drive-thrus. I didn't like eating in a car. It was very problematic for me. I had to put my drink in the holder and fries in my other hand while I ate my burger. We got out of the car and walked towards the entrance. It was like 1 am now so I doubted that there would be anyone there. But, I was dumbfounded when I spotted that nearly every table was taken. As if that wasn't bad enough, all of them were guys. Seriously, all of them. There were only 2 ladies, one of them was working and the other one was me. My stomach sank as I realized all of the atention was on me. I clutched unto Micheal's arm and walked to the register with him. It would be fair to think that Micheal would be pretty intiminated being surrounded by all these men. However, Micheal was very confident and approached the cashier with a bright smile.
    "Hi, can I get a bic-mac, large fries and large drink." He ordered.
    The cashier put in the order and smiled at Micheal completely ignoring me.
    "What would you like Ella?" He asked without breaking eye contact with the cashier.
    Oh, my, God, how could someone be such a ducheee bag? I looked at the cashier to see if she was prettier than me and I could honestly say she wasn't. She had a huge nose, her lips were paper thin, and her chin was longer than her freaking face. But, yet my dumb a$$ boyfriend was looking at her like she was a goddess. There was no way that Micheal was into her, how could he be into her? I mean eww. I usually see the bright side of people but this situation made that very difficult for me.
    "Same, I'm going to the bathroom." I said as I let go of his arm and rushed to the bathroom.
    I quickly closed the door and glanced at the body sized mirror stuck on the wall next to the sink. Wow, I never looked so hot in my life. My dress was unevenly ripped at my thighs which made my legs look long and silky. The top of my dress looked classy and fancy along with my smooth skin. Though my eyeliner was smudged a bit, my make up still looked good. Altough, it was my red and black converse and my wildly messy hair made the entire package. Wow, I looked like Kristen Stewart and Nicole Scherzinger had a baby and that baby was me. Now, it was all coming together; Micheal wasn't into the cashier. He was just trying to show me that he was the top dog and it didn't even matter if all those guys were staring at me. Well guess what Micheal? Two can play that game. I thought as I boldy stepped out of the bathroom. Without giving Micheal a glance, I walked to the higgest table in the center of the restaurant. I sat down and crossed my legs while slightly hanging them out towards the guys who had obviously noticed my entrance.I didn't want to do anything too nasty so I rested my jaw on my hand and calmy waited for Micheal. After a twenty second wait, I snuck a look at Micheal with the corner of my eye and it made me furious to see the cashier giggling and twirling her hair. I took a deep breath and thought about what I should do next. As I heard foot steps, I realized that appearently I didn't have to do much.
    "Hey there." Oh my goodness this guy was fine. His skin was gold and smooth glowing under his dark curly hair. His eyes were spooky black.
    "Hi." I smiled, I had completely forgotten about Micheal now.
    "What's your name?" He asked.
    "Ella and yours?" I asked.
    "Trey Dawson, nice to meet you Ella." He shook my hand.
    "Nice to meet you too." I smiled.
    He bit his lips and flashed a cricked smile. Before sweet Trey got a chance to say anything else Micheal approached the table with our food. He calmy placed the tray on the table and glared at Trey.
    "Micheal this is Trey, I just met him." I cheerfully said.
    "Micheal, nice to meet you." Trey politely raised his hand to shake Micheal's but Micheal declined the shake.
    Trey awkwardly took his hand to the back of his neck.

  15. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 8:15am UTC
    I fell in Love With Mickey Mouse
    (literally)
    Chapter # 39
    Too much to ask for.
    Trey awkwardly took his hand to the back of his neck. Aww, he looked so embarrassed. "Um, I'm going back to my table. See you later Ella." Trey smiled. I gave him a big smile. I figured it was the least I could do after my boyfriend’s rude attitude. After Trey left, I put on a disappointed expression and glared at Micheal who seemed too angry to take notice.
    “Why were you so rude to Trey?” I asked.
    “Gee I don’t know, it’s not like he was hitting on my girl” Michael spat.
    “He wasn’t hitting on me.” I defended.
    “I’m not sure if you’re acting like you didn’t realize that or if you’re actually dumb enough to think he just wanted to be a friend.” Michael said.
    “He just wanted to be a friend.” I tried
    “No, you know why because no guy approaches a girl just to be her friend.” He explained.
    “Then explain the cashier.” I dared. I looked at his troubled face as he was trying to figure out what to say.
    “I was just being polite.” He answered
    “After two minutes of thinking, that is all you can come up with?” I asked in dismay.
    “Look Ella, I was honestly just being nice. Could we just eat?” He asked. I usually would have got up and left, because right now it was obvious that he was lying. But, he had enough to think about so I didn’t push his buttons.
    “I guess.” I answered as I picked up my delicious smelling burger.
    After two juicy bites I looked up to see if Michael was still upset and boy, I was shocked. The man ate like an animal. There was ketchup on his cheek and mayonnaise all over the tray.
    "What?" He asked as he wiped his face.
    "You are disgusting." I spilled
    "Can't help it, I'm a messy eater." He winked.
    "Oh my god don't even put that picture in my head." I begged.
    He snorted then began eating his fries. I felt an annoying itch on my lower thigh so without giving much thought I bent down and scratched my leg. When I leaned up I caught Michael glaring at Trey.
    "What's wrong?" I asked. With out answering Michael took off his leather jacket and passed it to me.
    "What's this for?" I asked
    "Cover your legs." He comanded.
    "What?" I asked, not because I didn't hear him. But, because I wanted to make sure he said what he said.
    "Cover your legs, now!" He ordered.
    "Why?" I asked with shock. I wasn't really shcoked though. One of the guys were probably staring at me while I bent down. But, I wanted to torture him just a little more.
    "Listen Ella, we can do this the hard way or the easy way." He explained.
    "It's just a short dress, it's not a big deal. Why are you getting so upset." I asked. Right now I had a stupid expression, but on the inside I was laughing like an evil villain in a cartoon. Michael took a deep breath and popped his knuckles.
    "Look at my face, look at it. Does it look very happy to you?" He asked
    "No, but I really don't get why." I teased.
    "You know Ella, you know exactly why." He urged. I took the jacket out of his hands and hung it on my chair. Michael looked like he was about to hit me with the table.
    "Ella." He angirly said.
    "Michael please I'm hot." I complained
    "Exactly, that's the point." He repeated.
    "Michael..." I began complaining till I noticed Trey walk up to our table. Oh God, what did he want?
    "This guy wants me to kill him." Michael muttered. Suddenly I was nervous. Trey wasn't huge, but he had his friends with him. What did Michael have? Me. What was I good for? Nothing. Dang, I should've just listened to Michael.
    "Michael." Trey spoke.
    "What do you want?" Michael spat. He didn't even move his head to face him.
    "Is Ella your girlfriend?" He asked.

  16. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 8:53am UTC
    I fell in Love With Mickey Mouse
    (literally)
    Chapter # 40
    If he's jealous. Then you're important
    What do you want?" Michael spat. He didn't even move his head to face him.
    "Is Ella your girlfriend?" He asked.
    "Yes." Michael breathed.
    “Well that’s too bad, because I was hoping maybe me and you could hang out some time.” Trey suggested. Oh dear lord! He was into Michael not me. Michael’s eyes widened and he nearly choked.
    “What?” Michael asked in shock.
    “I mean I like you dude.” Trey explained. I bit my lips to keep myself from laughing. Michael on the other hand looked like he was about to puke.
    “Leave.” Michael ordered.
    “What?” Trey asked with confusion.
    “If you don’t get out of this place right now, I am going to kill you.” Michael growled. Trey looked scared for his life. Though I couldn’t blame him; I mean even a UFC fighter would be intimidated by Michael now.
    "Sorry dude." Trey said. Before Michael had anything to say back Trey and his friends were out the door. I offically couldn't hold it in anymore. I burst into laughter.
    "Shut up Ella." Michael said. I pointed a finger at him and kept laughing. I just couldn't control my self.
    "Ella.." Michael began laughing.
    "Oh my God. I'm so ugly that even guys would go for my boy friend instead of me." I breathed.
    "Sweet heart you're hot. Especially tonight. He was just a stupid unicorn." Michael said. See this was it, this was the reason I was confused. A second ago this guy was the biggest jerk ever. But, now he was like a sweet little kid. I subcionciously leaned in towards him. Now our foreheads were touching.
    Michael brushed his soft lips against mine. Then, after a slow but short kiss we both leaned back.
    "Micheal." I said.
    "What is your question?" He asked
    "How did you know I have a question?" I asked.
    "Because that is your 'I have a question about your life voice'" He giggled.
    "Well, how and why did you get arrested. Who was the cop and why did we come here?" I asked.
    "I snuck into a casino when I was eighteen. I didn't have an ID so I flirted my way in. I promised some cougar waitress I'd hook up with her if she let me in. So, later she found out I'm lying and got me arrested." He explained.
    "Oh, well how come they took you to jail. They usually just kick you out and scold your parents." I investigated.
    "Ella they caught me with whiskey throwing cash at a stripper." He laughed.
    "Why am I not suprised?" I asked.
    "Because you know me, and about your second question. The cop's daughter was a dork from my highschool who happens to be my cousin's best friend. So one day they were sleeeping over and during the night I came out of the shower and found her in my bedroom." He explained.
    "Did you force her to do something?" I questioned.
    "No, she's the one that forced me and Ella, a guy can only take so much forcing." He said.
    "Well if that's the case then how come her dad is mad at you?" I asked.
    "Because that is obviously not the story he got." Michael explained

  17. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 1:24pm UTC
    Don't settle for the boy who comes to you when
    he's lonely.
    Settle for the boy who has thousands of
    girls to be with...but yet, he chooses you.

  18. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    I just make an ask.fm......ask me questions people!
    http://ask.fm/hasoxtina

  19. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    I fell in Love With Mickey Mouse
    (literally)
    Chapter # 41
    stay with me tonight..... ;)
    "Because that is obviously not the story he got." Michael explained
    "You know it's funny how these things are never your fault." I bluntly said while I ate a fry.
    "You don't believe me do you?" He asked.
    "I'm not sure if I should." I frowned.
    "Alright, I don't blame you for not believing me. But, you are going to in the end" He assured.
    "Why are you so sure? What if I don't like you? What if I like Roger?" I challanged.
    "But you don't." He smiled.
    "You don't know that, how do you know that if I don't even know that" I argued. He shrugged.
    "Ella, I don't know about what's going to happen tomorrow. But, I can see it in your eyes today. You wanted to be with me. Otherwise, you could have been with Roger." Michael said.
    "He's on a date." I rolled my eyes. It made me so angry to imagine what Roger and Colleen were up to now.
    "Who's he on a date with?" Michael asked.
    "Colleen" I answered. Michael raised his eyebrows and began laughing.
    "What's so funny?" I asked.
    "Colleen has a boyfriend." He said.
    "What?" I questioned
    "She has a boyfriend and she's a loyal girl. So I'm guessing Roger lied to you." Michael took a sip of his coke. My thoughts became scattered and suddenly I was in confusion. Why would Roger lie to me? Was he trying to make me jealous? Ok, let's say that was the answer. But, in that case where did he go? What was he going to do here all night? He doesn't even know anyone here. God, as if my plate with Michael was clean now I had to deal with Roger.
    "Michael, could you take me home I don't feel good." I politely asked. Michael looked annoyed. It was obvious from the look on his face that he knew I was lying. But, he probably didn't want to be rude so he just said sure. We threw our food away and calmy drove back to Disney Land. The whole ride was silent. I hoped I hadn't upset Michael. But, to be honest that was the last thing on my mind right now. All I cared about was figuring out where Roger was and who he was with. Michael parked in front of the hotel.
    "Thanks, I had a good time." I smiled. Michael nodded with a frown.
    "What's wrong Michael?" I asked.
    "Why bother asking, I'm sure you're more concerned about Roger anyways." He answered.
    "Roger's my best friend. He's like a brother to me." I defended.
    "It doesn't seem like that to me." He argued.
    "I don't understand, you were the one so said that I love you like five minutes ago." I said.
    "Yeah, but you were the one who told me not to be so sure." Michael said.
    "Michael, that's not what I meant." I tried
    "Get out Ella." He said
    "What?!" I gasped. Michael took a deep breath and muttered
    "Leave."
    I gasped and got out of the car slammed the door and went upstairs. I couldn't believe he would say that to me after all I did for him. I listened to him, went a long with his stupid ideas and now I was the bad guy? I leaned back against the door and let my tears spill.
    I felt the door vibrating behind me and flinched torwards.

  20. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 11:46am UTC
    I fell in Love With Mickey Mouse
    (literally)
    Chapter # 42
    This is not what I had in mind...
    I felt the door vibrating behind me and flinched torwards.
    "Go away Michael!" I yelled
    "Ella, it's Roger open up." He said. I quickly wipped of my tears and opened the door.
    "Ella..." Roger's enthusiastic voice faded as he saw my smeared mascara. Without saying a thing I wrapped my arms around him and stole a comforting hug.
    "What did he do?" Roger asked.
    I let go of Roger and sat down by my bed.
    "It was my fault." I said.
    "What was your fault?" Roger questioned.
    "Everything." I answered
    "Ella, could you please explain what everything is?" He angirly asked.
    "I made Michael upset, and he told me to leave." I sobbed
    "You're sitting here balling your eyes out, just because Mr. Mucsles got a little upset?" Roger asked
    "It really was my fault though. I said some misleading things." I said
    "Like what?" He investigated
    "He said he was sure that I love him, and I told him not to be so sure." I said
    "That's all you said?" He asked.
    I wanted to lie to him, I didn't want him to be flattered. Especially after he lied to me. But, I couldn't lie to Roger, I just couldn't and even if I did; he would see straight through me.
    "No, I said don't be so sure if I love you because...."
    "Because what?" Roger pushed
    "Because I may like Roger." I robotically said.
    Roger bit his lips trying not to smile.
    "Ah, I see what's the problem now."He smiled
    I nodded and took a deep breath.
    "Well, Ella...take your time. I'm in no rush. I'll wait, and if you decide to be with him or any other guy, I'll just find another girl....if not then...yeah." He whispered while he wrapped his arms around me. I let my face rest on his shoulder.
    "How's your date?" I asked
    "Not as bad as yours." He answered
    "Did Colleen not give you what you wanted?" I questioned
    "Sort of , but not really." He said
    "What do you mean?" I asked.
    "She wasn't you. Don't ask anything else." He answered. I wasn't sure what that meant, but he seemed a little upset himself, so I wasn't going to do anything. Instead I got up and walked straight to the bathroom. Roger caught up and pulled me back.
    "Ella, wait...what are you wearing?" He asked as he scanned me from head to toe.
    "Spencer's dress. She's going to kill me when she finds out what happened to it." I said
    "Well then you better take it off before she sees it." He laughed.
    "Yeah." I said while looking at the muddy shredded dress.
    Then I looked up at Roger who's eyes were on my legs; and suddenly I had an evil idea. What if I took off my dress right here...in front of him, What would he do? Would he look away? Would he come close? I bit my cheeks and hoped I wasn't blushing.
    "Why are you looking at me like that?" He asked with a raised eyebrow
    "Like what?" I smiled
    "I don't know but you should stop, because you're making me feel weird." He said

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