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  1. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    Witty guys just don't realize how much power they have.
    They get to see everything that goes through a girls mind.
    They have trouble asking a girl out?
    They can go on witty.
    Need the perfect gift for a girl?
    They can go on witty.
    Don't know how to make a girl forgive you?
    They can go on witty.
    So guys, we have helped you.
    Now the least you can do is help us.
    Here is the witty guy challenge
    All I ask is to go on atleast 3 different profiles everyday.
    Read some of their quotes, you will know what they are going through.
    Comment on their profile.
    You have no idea how much the words
    "Keep strong" or "You are beautiful" would mean to them, especially if it comes from a guy.
    You'd make some girl's day.
    Fave so witty guys can see?

  2. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    Thinking you sound like Adele
    while you sing in the shower
    but in reality you sound like Rebecca Black

  3. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    What I say, "I'm bored."
    What my mom hears, "I want to do chores."

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    Oh, you lost your cell phone on vibrate?
    If you like it, then you should'a put a ring on it.

  5. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Be careful who
    you call your friends. I would rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

  6. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    Friend 1: Omg my boyfriend sent me the cutest message ever about how much he loves me!
    Friend 2: Omg the guy I like sent me a message about how beautiful he thinks I am!
    Me: Sometimes people on witty fave my quotes. It's very touching.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    Me: OH MY LORD, look at that!
    Friend: What?! *looks in direction*
    Me: *steals french fry*
    Friend: What did you see?!
    Me: Oh, never mind, it doesn't matter anymore.

  8. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 11:14am UTC
    HEY, I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY, BUT HERE'S MY WITTY SO FOLLOW ME MAYBE

  9. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 10:55am UTC
    Friend: How I find you on Witty?
    Me: You don't.

  10. iScreamPatatoes iScreamPatatoes
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    "Page 404not found"
    But, i wasn't even looking for Page 404 :[
    nmf

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    1 fav = 1 ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) for broken hearts
    (please comment who yours is going to, even if its you)
    quote by jimmy365
    follow me, i follow back:)

  12. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    for once, i want someone to be afraid of losing me.
    for once, i want someone to stay when i try to push them away.
    for once, i want to be the most important person in someone's life.
    for once, i want to feel like i have something to live for.

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    the last 3minutes of class
    always seem longer than the rest of the class put together


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  15. theused_x theused_x
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    OMG OMG OMG!
    YOU-KNOW-WHO
    ASKED ME OUT!!! :D
    You said no, right?
    Wtf? Why would I say no?
    Lord Voldemort is the ugliest guy I've ever seen in my life.
    ...Why do all of our conversations include a Harry Potter reference?
    Oh, come on. You set yourself up for that one.

  16. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 11:09am UTC
    i wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name
    on my hand but i washed it
    the very next day.
    I wrote your name on a piece of paper but I accidently threw it away
    i wrote your name in my heart and forever it WILL STAY

  17. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    »
    the hardest thing to say and even though
    it's true, is that it's time for me to get over you <|3

  18. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    Everyone has a weakness, but i have two..
    his smile and his laugh.

  19. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    & in the end
    everyone turns out to be the person they swore they'd never become. ♥

  20. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 9:00am UTC
    For Christmas ,
    i got to skype with my sister, whys this such a big deal?
    because shes in the navy, & shes in greece so she sadly wont be home for christmas or my big 16.♥
    i love you sisssy :)

:)

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