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_superwhitegirlproblems
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September 30, 2012 12:48am UTC

Super White Girl Problems #1216
Deciding to bake
dessert and then wanting
to give up halfway
through because it takes
so much effort.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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October 6, 2012 2:44pm UTC

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JerseyGurrl
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August 26, 2012 6:53pm UTC

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Flatter me and
i may not beileve you.
Criticize me and
i may not like you.
Ignore me and
i may not forgive you.
But, love me and
i'll never forget you.
♥
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never_forget
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July 15, 2012 6:30pm UTC

Dad: Sooo, Do You Actually Have Friends?
Me: Why Yes. All 10 Seasons On DVD.

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yuzermali
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 6:09pm UTC

Ohmygod!
Today I was hanging out with my
crush and I was saying something.
Then , out of the blue, in the middle of my
sentence -
he kissed me!
I was so stunned I stepped back and said:
"Omg, you just kissed me!"
And he looked into my eyes for a moment and
winked, and then replied:
"I'm glad you noticed"
LOL JK!
I walked around making eye contact with hot guys while eating bananas
;)

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Hotchocolate
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July 16, 2012 1:40pm UTC

Katniss has a choice of Gale or Peeta.
Hermione has a choice of Harry or Ron.
Bella has a choice of Jacob or Edward.
And then there's me who has the choice of....
....yeah...FOREVER ALONE.

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 8:17pm UTC

A Ghost
Could be humping you right now and you would never know.

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MaddiXXfindmylove
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 6:22pm UTC

Me:Omg did i reply too fast
Me: They're gonna think I'm obsessed with them.
I follow back ^.^

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BravoSierra
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June 18, 2012 5:08pm UTC

Raising your hand when you are at homeBecause no one is paying attention to you.

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idance
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November 5, 2011 2:51pm UTC

***
dear mom & dad,
if my friends really did jump off a cliff, it's because it was my idea.
sincerely, your daughter is a leader not a follower
***

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 7:52pm UTC

Year 2392
Child: "Mommy I can't sleep!"
Mother: "Don't worry darling. Lay down as I sing you this ancient lullaby passed down through gernerations.
Mother: " Party rock is in the house tonight. Everybody just have a good time.."

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rockstarrxx13
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July 13, 2012 4:41pm UTC

i'm the type of person that tries to fall back asleep in the morning just to finish a dream
Format by Sandrasaurus

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LiliBlackHeart
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July 13, 2012 4:52pm UTC

When I die
I gonna watch attractive people shower
nmq.nmf

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sct123
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July 13, 2012 5:04pm UTC

Sheriff Stilinsky: So you lied to me?
Stiles: That depends on how you define lying.
Sheriff Stilinsky: Well I define it as you not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Stiles: Reclining your body . . . in a horizontal position.
Teen Wolf

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XxBOTDF4LYFExX
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July 13, 2012 5:06pm UTC

I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at a floor and think, 'I'd so tap that.'

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Roxeyd
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July 13, 2012 5:23pm UTC

Suzanne Collins: Finnick and Annie live happily ever after, with their son..
JK Rowling: No, no! You have to rip the readers heart out and tear it up into a million tiny pieces!
Suzanne Collins: But--
JK Rowling: Do you want a bestseller or not?!
Suzanne Collins: I want a bestseller..
JK Rowling: Then do it!
Stephanie Meyer: Hey! I was wondering if..
JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephanie.

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pleasespeaktomyface
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July 11, 2012 9:31pm UTC

you could be
the ripest peach in the world, but there will always be someone who
DOESN'T LIKE PEACHES.
♥

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kyotokitten
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July 7, 2012 1:42am UTC

F.I.S.H. =
"F/ck it, sh/t happens"

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Witty_Queenx08
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July 7, 2012 1:45am UTC

Dear Hannah Montana,
I had the best of both worlds first.
Sincerely, Spiderman

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