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superfish12
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March 22, 2012 10:44pm UTC

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dancergrl101
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 3:29pm UTC

We all have that friend
that acts innocent, but understands all the dirty jokes

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 2:42pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
I don't think I could ever stab someone.
I can't even get the straw through the Capri Sun.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 2:39pm UTC

Society taught me that
No matter what size I am,
I will NEVER be good enough.
I will always be
too skinny,too fat,too short,too tall...
too this,too that.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 8:05pm UTC

Friend Do you realize how may calories are in that?
Me: Do you realize how much I don't care?

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Unbroken1
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 7:04pm UTC

I just read a list of "100 things to do before you die".
I'm really surprised "yell for help" wasn't one of them.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 7:59pm UTC

I hate when I'm in public and a guy is looking at me,
I don't know if he's thinking "oh shes cute" or "how the hell did a walrus escape from the zoo?"

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jtcozzy
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 7:09pm UTC

Dear textbooks,
I knew you'd come in handy one day.
Sincerely, about to squish a spider.

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SimplyMeSOCCER13
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Umm.. Dad,
You realize the football players CAN'T hear you right?

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 7:10pm UTC

There's a special place in hell for people who
leave my room and don't close the door.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 5:14pm UTC

that awkward moment when
you look up from your phone & the person you have been following around the supermarket, isn't your Mom.

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AustinH
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 4:50pm UTC

Britian: Excuse me.
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the f.ck out of my way!

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AustinH
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 5:19pm UTC

Me: Hey mom, need help with the dishes?
Mom: Oh no thank you honey. I have i t.
*10 minutes later*
Mom: I SWEAR I GET NO HELP AROUND THIS DAMN HOUSE!

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Friend: How far have you gone with a guy?
Me: One time, we went to McDonald's, it was pretty far.

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jtcozzy
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 10:01pm UTC

Mom: You're all dressed up. Where are you going? Doughter: To the bathroom. I need a new Facebook piicture. LMAO.

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ILoveStarWars
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 8:55pm UTC

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youcouldcallmeshy
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 9:13pm UTC

Most girls want a guy who would hold an umbrella over their head & carry them over puddles. I want a guy who would steal my umbrella, jump in the puddles just to splash me and kiss me before I could yell at him.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Boy: Let's play a game, any game, just not hide and seek.
Girl: Why not hide and seek?
Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 4:02pm UTC

I wish Pokemon battle music
played whenever I run into someone I don't like.
format by jimmy365

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ILoveStarWars
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 8:02am UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Fave if you;
Support gay marriage<3

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