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Maritzaa_
posted a quote
October 16, 2010 6:26pm UTC

Favorite this ♥
if you have 3 tabs opened.
Witty, Facebook, Youtube.

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itsnataliexx
posted a quote
November 1, 2010 4:53am UTC

Checking you're phone to see what time it is and checking it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.

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gretchiexxo
posted a quote
August 13, 2009 1:56am UTC

CONGRATS.
Y o u b r o k e h e r h e a r t .
Would you like a cookie?
Not mine but i love it!!!

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laxislifeeexo23
posted a quote
April 3, 2009 4:44pm UTC

It's Gotten To The Point
where I'm spending
an hour getting ready
to go to the grocery store
for the 1% chance
He Might Be There

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Audrey_oxoxo_x3
posted a quote
May 26, 2009 5:43pm UTC

He looked at her, and said..
"i bet you 20 dollars i can kiss you without using my lips."
she laughed and said "bets on!"
he bent down and kissed her lips and said,
" i guess i lost."
i found it on a pick up lines
website. lmao. idk XD

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the_AntiTwilight_movement
posted a quote
August 22, 2009 8:17pm UTC

"When you read the book," says Pattinson, looking
appropriately pallid and interesting even without
m a k e - u p , " i t ' s l i k e
'Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.'
I mean, every line is like that. He's the most
ridiculous person who's so amazing at everything.
I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just
couldn't do that. And the more I read the script,
The more I hated this guy
so that's how I played him, as a manic-depressive
w h o h a t e s h i m s e l f.
Plus, he's a 108-year-old virgin,
so he's obviously got some issues there."
-- Robert Pattinson on Twilight

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xoxomaddyfosho349
posted a quote
August 23, 2009 5:24pm UTC

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
b e c a u s e i t w a s d e a d !
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
b e c a u s e i t w a s s t a p l e d t o t h e f i r s t m o n k e y !
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
P E E R P R E S S U R E .

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summersweetie
posted a quote
August 28, 2009 12:27pm UTC

Today,
I saw a drunk guy
claim that he was George Washington.
When I asked for two forms of ID,
he pulled out a dollar and a quarter.
xx________________________
He wins.
MLIA

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MeBeNiKsiE
posted a quote
August 28, 2009 1:48pm UTC

Yesterday,
I was in the car with my dad and
my sister. Someone drove by in
a car and honked *angrily at my
father. My dad got so mad, he
turned to me and said
"I'm gonna go kick him in his
disco pole, or whatever it is you kids sing about."

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xmaryyx
posted a quote
August 24, 2009 6:24pm UTC

My momma always told me
that like was like a box of chocolates; you never know whatcha gonna get.
- Forrest Gump

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gretchiexxo
posted a quote
July 17, 2008 11:39pm UTC

Hey guess what... My grandma is an 85 year old hooker!!!Yea she has been doing it for years and makes a bunch of money. It takes a lot of experience tobe as good of a hooker as she is, she has been working so hard all these years. She is my hero... Wait what kind of a sicko are you, haven't you everheard of a rug hooker before . . . (this is soo funny, thanks to my 8th grade english teacher, change up the color and make it look fancy!!!)

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MyEye6
posted a quote
August 16, 2009 2:14pm UTC

DON'T BE
MISERABLE

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SAAMxrawrr
posted a quote
August 19, 2009 1:08am UTC

& I HATE IT WHEN,
y o u r o n a i m a n d e v e r y
» [ conversation has to start with hey - whats up ] «
w h e n e v e r y o u s a y w h a t s u p,
i t s always nothing or nmu.
y o u s a y ( lol, lmao, haha, rofl )
and your not even __________x x x x laughing
you put up and [ away message ] yet your still on
the computer. you'll put an away saying like
reading, yet your actually watching T.V
half the stuff you IM to people, you'd never say
to them in ----»» person
if you realized all the dumb stuff you do
from this list, and laughed - - favorite.

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BigCityDreams_xoxo
posted a quote
August 18, 2009 9:57pm UTC

hey everyone here on witty..
i don't really know how to say this but
i have been feeling the pain/sadness lately.
my cousin CALEB JOSEPH REGENSKI
died when he was at the age of 2.
he had a terrible tumor in his brain.
he was a very cute baby,
and loved by many,
& missed by all.
for every favorite that i get on this quote
i will donate a dollar to his fund.
if you do not believe me and think i am
making this up...
go to calebmemorialfund.com
its all right there.
please help in my time of need

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xoxorayychell
posted a quote
August 11, 2009 2:35pm UTC

he whispered to her;
"the only way i could ever hurt you
is by holding your hand t - o - o tight." <3

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smilimoose
posted a quote
August 9, 2009 10:33pm UTC

A man was in a locker room,
changing after playing golf.
Suddenly, his phone rang.
He put it on speaker for
the rest of the guys to hear.
"Hey hun!" A woman said.
"Hey babe." The man said.
"Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
"Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
"Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
"Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
"Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
"Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
"Bye." He shut the phone.
Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
Then the man said....
"Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

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LucyChanDesu
posted a quote
July 15, 2009 10:53am UTC

click to see this quote

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x3_never_let_go
posted a quote
July 17, 2009 2:19pm UTC

HEY 90'S KIDS;
Remember when..
Everyone owned a pair of light up sneakers?
Hey Arnold and Full House were the best shows ever?
Everyone could sing the rap to Fresh Prince of Belair?
"Talk to the hand" said it all?
The ultimate comeback was "Well why don't you marry it?"
Enie Meanie Minie Mo solved every little problem?
Almost every sentence was finished with the word "NOT"?
Everyone had at least one Tamagochi?
When you learned the planets in school, Pluto was one of them?
All movies came out on VHS?
The Rugrats were still babies?
Bill Nye was the smartest guy ever?
You took plastic cartoon lunchboxes to school?
Mr. Rogers was the coolest man alive?
You knew the pink and red power rangers were meant to be together?
Comic Sans MS was the coolest font ever?
FAVORITE IF YOU REMEMBER<3

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juliiewashere
posted a quote
May 26, 2009 3:25pm UTC

i'll be back
when you look in a mirror,
and it doesn't break
~juliie<3~

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3oh3_is_my_life
posted a quote
July 16, 2009 8:22pm UTC

Ahh, The Jonas Brothers.
WHO ELSE CANT STAND THEM?

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