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       THE ANTI-TWILIGHT MOVEMENT:
                    Presenting our opinions on how, and why,
                                                          Twilight sucks so hard.
We don't like Twilight. It's poorly written and promotes ideas that teenage girls shouldn't be taking to heart. I guess you could say the books just don't appeal to us. But if they appeal to you, that's fine. We understand that it's a book, and there's nothing wrong with liking it. However, we also understand the difference between the fans that enjoy the books and rabid fans that take them much too seriously. If you're a rabid fan, you probably won't understand that this site is specifically a critique account full of only opinions and observations with a helluvalot of dry humor. If you're not, hopefully you'll be able to laugh a little. We're here to present another opinion to the general public, not to ban the book or encourage people to stop reading it. Hell, we don't care what your tastes in books are- we're just here inform, share, and have fun; so just calm down, sit back, and enjoy the lulz.

About us, we do have other witty accounts, but of course we aren't going to tell you about them. So don't ask, don't guess, you'll be wrong anyways.

Disclaimer: this is all based off of the original Anti-Twilight Movement, we just wanted to bring some "fun" to Witty ;)












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November 22nd:
In light of this quote, we did come back hahaha. Just to basically mess with you lovely kids. Anyways, the three of us, Liane, Lyra, and Scout will no longer be in charge of this account. If you couldn't tell, we haven't been really on top of our game lately, so we're handing it over to somebody who has a real passion for good literature. Adios!

August 28th:
Just a quick little update: We're now going to be using pen names, so here's the short (very short actually, only three people) list:

Owner (person with the idea for this): 
Laine
Co-Owner (Second person who joined):
Lyra
Co-co-owner (third person): 
Scout

August 24th: 
 Let me take a few moments and clear one thing up:
No were not actually a fucking movement, are you all that narrowminded to think that were actually trying to get Twilight banned/have people stop reading it?! No, we put before this is based off an actual site, it amazes me how some people won't even take five seconds of their time to quickly look through the about section, scroll down to the bottom, and see the disclaim, but they will take about 10 minutes typing up a long bit of hate-mail that they could answer themselves by going and reading the FAQ, so I'll put it right here:
READ THE FAQ AND ABOUT ME BEFORE COMMENTING US, IT WASTES YOUR TIME AND MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID.

August 24th:
Hey, just a heads up Smeyer is getting sued for ripping off a different vampire story. Should've seen
this coming. 


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If you don't want an argument, then don't comment us. Twilight lovers continue to comment saying we're starting drama, but we have yet to comment the twilight lovers yelling at them for liking the book. We don't care if you like it, but people who comment should be aware that we are only retaliating, not starting the fight to begin with.


August 23nd:
There seems to be a common type of comment on our profile. Most of them saying 'KEEP YOUR OPINIONS TO YOURSELF.' Simply put, if we have to keep our comments to ourselves, you should keep yours to yourself as well. It's as simple as that people, think before commenting. You are JUST as entitled to your opinion as we are. Use logic before commenting, please. People who block us obviously don't have anything to back their opinion up with.


August 22nd:
Seems this is starting to get attention. Keep leaving comments, it makes our day ;) And because I know a few of you are wondering, this is run by three people not just one person.


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  1. the_AntiTwilight_movement the_AntiTwilight_movement
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2009 2:43pm UTC
    "Stalking doesn't scare me.
    I've never stalked anyone y e t
    but, I think I would be
    AWESOME at it."
    - Stephenie Meyer
    Seriously. Remind
    me why young girls
    look up to her.

  2. the_AntiTwilight_movement the_AntiTwilight_movement
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2009 8:58pm UTC
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  3. the_AntiTwilight_movement the_AntiTwilight_movement
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2009 3:02pm UTC
    Queen is to the Jonas Brothers as
    Stephen King is to Stephanie Meyer:
    THE LATTER SUCKS.

  4. the_AntiTwilight_movement the_AntiTwilight_movement
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2009 1:43am UTC
    Stephenie Meyer
    h a s s i n g l e h a n d e d l y
    *bastardized*
    Vampire Lore.

  5. the_AntiTwilight_movement the_AntiTwilight_movement
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 5:27pm UTC
    Bellatrix>Bella
    You Don't Even Deserve To Have The Same Two Syllables

  6. the_AntiTwilight_movement the_AntiTwilight_movement
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2009 10:49pm UTC
    J. K. Rowling proved that
    y o u n g-a d u l t n o v e l s
    can be over 500 pages
    Stephanie Meyer proved that some shouldn't be

  7. the_AntiTwilight_movement the_AntiTwilight_movement
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2009 10:00pm UTC
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  8. the_AntiTwilight_movement the_AntiTwilight_movement
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2009 9:49pm UTC
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  9. the_AntiTwilight_movement the_AntiTwilight_movement
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2009 8:17pm UTC
    "When you read the book," says Pattinson, looking
    appropriately pallid and interesting even without
    m a k e - u p , " i t ' s l i k e
    'Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.'
    I mean, every line is like that. He's the most
    ridiculous person who's so amazing at everything.
    I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just
    couldn't do that. And the more I read the script,
    The more I hated this guy
    so that's how I played him, as a manic-depressive
    w h o h a t e s h i m s e l f.
    Plus, he's a 108-year-old virgin,
    so he's obviously got some issues there."
    -- Robert Pattinson on Twilight

  10. the_AntiTwilight_movement the_AntiTwilight_movement
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2009 7:54pm UTC
    It was like reading her sexual fantasy,
    especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was
    like, ‘Oh I’ve had this dream about this really sexy guy,’ and
    she just writes this book about it. Like some things about
    Edward are so specific, I was just convinced, like, ‘This woman
    is mad. She’s completely mad and she’s in love with her own
    fictional creation.’ And s o m e t i m e s you would feel
    uncomfortable reading this thing. It is kind of a sick book in
    a l o t o f w a y s .
    - Robert Pattinson on Stephanie Meyer

  11. the_AntiTwilight_movement the_AntiTwilight_movement
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2009 6:17pm UTC
    “ Stephenie Meyer
    c a n ' t w r i t e w o r t h a d a r n
    She's not very good ”
    — Stephen King

  12. the_AntiTwilight_movement the_AntiTwilight_movement
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2009 6:04pm UTC
    theantitwilightmovement
    because real vampires
    DON'T SPARKLE.

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