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  1. graciebeebee123 graciebeebee123
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2010 9:31pm UTC
    F is for friends who do stuff together
    U is for you and me
    N is for anywhere and any time at all; down here in the deep blue sea!
    ^Now read that in you mind in a seductive tone.
    Favorite if you're now scared for life.

  2. Smileyriley10 Smileyriley10
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 8:54pm UTC
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  3. Smileyriley10 Smileyriley10
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 5:29pm UTC
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    friend:Your parents are so nice!!
    you: It's because your here.
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    [fave if this happens to you]

  4. Smileyriley10 Smileyriley10
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 6:29pm UTC
    -Fav if you once
    thought,-
    that Blue was a boy,
    and Magenta was his girlfriend.
    ---------~---------~******

  5. Smileyriley10 Smileyriley10
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 8:47pm UTC
    Google turned 12 this year///
    That means we only have one more year to use it,
    before it's a teenager
    ««« and won't answer anything.

  6. Smileyriley10 Smileyriley10
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    Giving y our friend
    the "look"
    |when |
    you see someone
    attractive(;
    .....................

  7. kboo18 kboo18
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    Smileyriley10
    mussst be folloowedddd!

  8. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 4:29pm UTC
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  9. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #105
    guy: what's up?
    me: look down.
    fave if you get it ;D

  10. erikajay erikajay
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2011 7:54am UTC
    I turned my phone onto
    "Airplane mode"
    and threw it up into the air.
    Worst. Transformer. Ever.

  11. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 11:41pm UTC
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  12. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 4:10pm UTC
    F i n i s h i n g You r Fr en ch Fri es
    at the restuarant because you hate the taste of them when you
    R e h e a t T h e m A t H o m e

  13. zebracase zebracase
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 9:40pm UTC
    In your bed:
    it's 6:00, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45.
    At school:
    it's 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:30.

  14. MySecrets143 MySecrets143
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    Mom; What do you want to eat?
    Me; Food.
    Mom; What kind of food?
    Me; Good food.
    Fav if you do this♥
    Not my formatt. Mine i think?

  15. butterflykissesox butterflykissesox
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2011 6:14pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you actually have to tell someone your being sarcastic.

  16. live_like_a_dream live_like_a_dream
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 3:30pm UTC
    "I love Eminem"
    "The candy?"
    "No, the rapper"
    "What's so cool about M&M wrappers?"

  17. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    ;
    Dear Face Cream
    that guarantees to make you look 10 years younger,
    If I put this on my 10 year old brother, will his face disappear?
    Sincerely,
    Hopeful sister

  18. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 10:14pm UTC
    when people ask dumb questions,
    I feel I'm obligated to give sarcastic answers

  19. ixlovexhim5696 ixlovexhim5696
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    If Buzz Lightyear speaks Spanish for one part of the movie in Toy Story 3, does he speak English in the Spanish version?
    notmine.

  20. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    I HATE IT WHEN
    I'm writing something important and s o m e o n e b u m p s m y a r m

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