googlekid1746 posted a quote
March 15, 2013 12:55am UTC
Well Hello there Human. This is Ali, also known as Unicorn Zombie. I'm very bored so I'm writing this totally Awesome and pointless quote on Mason's profile. K, bye.
Oh so you got 157 faves on one quote, Please tell me about how you even compare to @FramingMathew or @Confessions_of_a_cutter or @BlackButterflies because they have waaaaaay more Witty street-cred than you ever will.
*sitting in history minding my own business* Teacher: bec are your nails fake? *i have long nails* Me: no they're real Teacher: Jeez! Wow! *mind blown then walks off* My history teacher's a dude too.
1mrsseguin9 posted a quote
March 11, 2013 12:27am UTC
Radio: *plays some love song* Guy from the radio station: One of the all time great makeout songs! I see what's going on there, come on, break it up Me: Ha! That's funny!