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  1. XxXpurple_picklesXxX XxXpurple_picklesXxX
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    ♥ That Awkward Moment when
    your watching a movie with your parents....
    and a kissing scene comes on >.<

  2. Dandelion_Blower22 Dandelion_Blower22
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2011 10:00am UTC
    It's not that I hate you..
    it's just, well.. let's say that you were drowning and I had an oxygen tank,
    I'd probably use the oxygen tank to make bubbles;)

  3. BrookeDuncanxx BrookeDuncanxx
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 3:18pm UTC
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    Looking at a picture of yourself at a young age and thinking;
    DAMN, WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH MY HAIR?!
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    format credit towhoever.....1

  4. iNeverKnewForeverWasSoShort iNeverKnewForeverWasSoShort
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 4:26pm UTC
    I hate when I lose my mom in the store and
    I look like an idiot trying to find her.

  5. WhuddupPaino WhuddupPaino
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 10:32am UTC
    listening to
    that one song that,
    pretty much .
    explains your life.

  6. ForeverxYours ForeverxYours
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 3:58pm UTC
    Having The Uncontrollable Urge To Smile ;;
    When Your Being Yelled At
    ~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~
    Or In The Middle Of A Serious Convo
    When Your Being Yelled At

  7. poohbear1375 poohbear1375
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 6:02pm UTC
    running as fast as you can out of your
    BASEMENT
    because it feels like someone's behind you♥
    not mine?

  8. ohemgeeitsAlana ohemgeeitsAlana
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 11:32pm UTC
    No matter how old you are ,
    you will always rush to the swings in the park. ♥

  9. lizzielooo11 lizzielooo11
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2011 11:20am UTC
    i hate it when
    you're playing hide&seek and you have an amazing hiding place. But eventually they give up and stop playing so you're just chillin there looking like
    a complete loner.

  10. fallinhard5 fallinhard5
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2011 10:28pm UTC
    You think
    your paying for a bag of chips
    when really
    your paying for half a bag of air

  11. kendraax3 kendraax3
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2011 9:36pm UTC
    W h e n p e o p l e a t m y a g e l i k e t o
    drink and smoke and party
    And I'm sitting there like...
    I love arts and crafts...

  12. tani211 tani211
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2011 12:24pm UTC
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    I f A Guy told me he'd catch
    A grenade for me, I'd be like
    Why would anybody throw
    One at me in the first place?
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  13. PonandZi13 PonandZi13
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 8:57pm UTC
    Watching T.v.
    and then it goes to commercial,
    and you think,
    "Wait, what the hell was I just watching?"

  14. Vivaalajuicy Vivaalajuicy
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2011 3:08pm UTC
    I agree with the dictionary;
    Girls beforeguys;
    Parytying before studying
    Friends before love.
    (C) Format Copyright- CandEProductions

  15. jellybelly001 jellybelly001
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 6:12am UTC
    that awkward moment
    when you respond to
    a text with "lol"
    and they text back
    saying
    "what's so funny?"

  16. kaitlinsara_ kaitlinsara_
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    I hate it when
    it's so cold, your fingers go numb,
    and it's really dificult to text ♥

  17. hollisterchick4 hollisterchick4
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 11:08am UTC
    ❝I love your accent,
    say more words!❞

  18. xomiissyyxo xomiissyyxo
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2011 10:13pm UTC
    am i the only one who records their voice while singing
    just to see if they sound good?
    my quote
    not my fromat

  19. mareadia914 mareadia914
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 10:16am UTC
    Dear math,
    I am sick and tired of finding your 'x'
    Just accept the fact that she's moved on.

  20. mikeyrox34 mikeyrox34
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    Seeing a quote,
    and being like
    "how the hell
    did I not think of that?!"
    anyone else?

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