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poohbear1375

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Member Since: 26 Nov 2010 03:16pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

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  1. poohbear1375 poohbear1375
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    spice upyou r life

  2. poohbear1375 poohbear1375
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 6:02pm UTC
    running as fast as you can out of your
    BASEMENT
    because it feels like someone's behind you♥
    not mine?

  3. poohbear1375 poohbear1375
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    I wish he was my neighbor
    [and]-[our]-[rooms]-[were across]-[each other]
    LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT'S MUSIC VIDEO
    and♥he'd♥see♥me♥dancing♥in♥my♥room
    he'd fall in love with me,
    and we'd have our happily ever after

    not my format

  4. poohbear1375 poohbear1375
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 7:50pm UTC
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    Ohh, right you want to watch
    UGLY BIG HONEST PEOPLE
    Uhh Dad, it's actually Pretty Little Liars...but close.
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  5. poohbear1375 poohbear1375
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2011 8:00pm UTC
    And what if he never
    walked up to you and said hello.
    Fate's a funny thing. ♥

  6. poohbear1375 poohbear1375
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 11:14pm UTC
    I was singing in my room,
    MY GRANDPA WALKS IN
    he says " I thought you were the radio"
    me: oh thanks, did you come to listen?
    " No, I came to turn it off"
    NOT MINE

  7. poohbear1375 poohbear1375
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2010 10:41am UTC
    Me: Paris Hilton is in that movie..
    Mom: What does she play?
    Me: She's the voice of the female dog
    Mom: Ohh, well that's appropriate
    Love you mom.

  8. poohbear1375 poohbear1375
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2010 12:23pm UTC
    that ackward moment when i realize i've been spelling awkward wrong my whole life...

  9. poohbear1375 poohbear1375
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2010 7:51pm UTC
    when I walk out the door...
    I want you to chase after me♥

  10. poohbear1375 poohbear1375
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 9:45pm UTC
    elementary school
    "my bed time is 9:30..."
    middle school
    "pphhh, i don't have a bed time..."
    high school
    "i crash by 9"

  11. poohbear1375 poohbear1375
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 9:02pm UTC
    Don't let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.
    Cinderella Story <3

  12. poohbear1375 poohbear1375
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 7:18pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. poohbear1375 poohbear1375
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 7:02pm UTC
    Would it be considered a weapon if I brought my new marshmallow bow and arrow to school?

  14. poohbear1375 poohbear1375
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 6:40pm UTC
    At the store I saw two little kids and overheard their conversation: "Hey! You made my hole bigger!" The little boy responded with, "Well you licked my banana"
    Then an old man said "That's what she said" and winked at me.
    Does that make my life average?
    Cause I'm a little creeped.

  15. poohbear1375 poohbear1375
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 4:12pm UTC
    horrified looks from everyone in the room but i'm only looking at you

  16. poohbear1375 poohbear1375
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 4:03pm UTC
    Why Boys Go Out With Girls...
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.
    advice...
    WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD:
    -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
    WHEN SHE ACTS SHY:
    -SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU:
    - CHASE HER
    WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS:
    - KISS HER
    WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES:
    - HOLD HER TIGHT
    WHEN SHE IS SILENT:
    - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU:
    - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
    WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY:
    - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
    WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST:
    - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
    WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU:
    - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
    WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING:
    -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
    WHEN SHE'S SCARED:
    -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
    WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER:
    - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
    WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND:
    - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
    WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD:
    -SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT

  17. poohbear1375 poohbear1375
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 12:28am UTC
    Loling...
    laughing out louding?

  18. poohbear1375 poohbear1375
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 11:58pm UTC
    Somet iimes you j ust have t o
    Breakdown andcry.♥

  19. poohbear1375 poohbear1375
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 10:11pm UTC
    The other day I was whipping my hair to Willow Smith. The next day, I have to go the doctor because I sprained my neck.
    MLIA.

  20. poohbear1375 poohbear1375
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2010 4:12pm UTC
    I just want to know...
    if when you say hi to me in the halls it's more then just a hello
    if you replay our conversations in your mind over and over
    if you ever find yourself doodling my name
    if you smile when you check your phone and see it's me
    if your heart stops when you hear someone say my name
    if you think about me before you fall asleep
    I just want to know, do you like me as much as I like you?

:)

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