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PonandZi13

1. PonandZi13
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2011 11:24pm UTC
   Why hello attractive male.
   May I stare at you for a minimum of 30 seconds, followed by wiping drool off my bottom lip, and then tripping over myself, making sure to look like as much of an idiot as possible?
   Okay.
   
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2. PonandZi13
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2011 11:17pm UTC
   When I wave at planes....
   I Often wonder if anyone waves back..
   
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3. PonandZi13
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   February 13, 2011 6:28pm UTC
   *Stares at something*
   *Person next to you waves their hands in your face.
   Like, no.
   
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4. PonandZi13
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   February 13, 2011 6:16pm UTC
   Im not short.
   im just closer to the ground than you are.
   :)
   
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5. PonandZi13
   posted a quote
   February 9, 2011 8:22pm UTC
   My great-grandfather died on my birthday February 3rd 2011.
   The last day of his life, on his death bed, he started yelling for my great grandmother, Vera. She came over to him with a tear in her eye. He took her hand and whispered, "I Love You." in her ear. And he later passed away.
   They were together for so long, and there love only strengthened over time.
   True love doesn't last a lifetime..
   The saying, "Till death to us part", is an absolute lie.
   True love lasts
   Forever.
   
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6. PonandZi13
   posted a quote
   February 6, 2011 6:11pm UTC
   Brushing your teeth
   then spitting into the sink,
   and getting
   Toothpaste dots
   all over your hair.
   
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7. PonandZi13
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   February 6, 2011 6:09pm UTC
   I always put on a shirt.
   (and then decide to change my bra.)
   
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8. PonandZi13
   posted a quote
   February 6, 2011 6:07pm UTC
   Putting on
   Lip gloss
   before you brush your teeth.
   
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9. PonandZi13
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   February 1, 2011 10:22pm UTC
   Remember when you were 7,
   and could dress like an idiot,
   And still look cute..
   
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10. PonandZi13
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    Today for p.e.,
    we played baseball..
    the stupid, slutty girl started bragging and yelling,
    "I made it to 4th base!"
    my response?
    "I don't doubt that..."
    
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11. PonandZi13
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    When people accuse me of something,
    when I really didn't do it,
    I still tend to start laughing,
    Like I did something..
    
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12. PonandZi13
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 6:40pm UTC
    I hate it when I need to
    pee
    really bad,
    and randomly,
    Get extremely thirsty.
    
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13. PonandZi13
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    I hate when....
    people say they don't like some kind of food,
    and then proceed to
    Eat it.
    
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14. PonandZi13
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 10:18pm UTC
    I love you,
    and I just want you to be happy.
    LOL JK,
    THATS BS.
    Your stuck with me.
    
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15. PonandZi13
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 10:14pm UTC
    Facebook;;
    The electric friendship generator.
    
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16. PonandZi13
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 9:20pm UTC
    Honey,
    ive got shirts longer than that skirt your wearing.
    =)
    
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17. PonandZi13
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 5:25pm UTC
    Whenever
    I go on a
    a little diet
    There always has to be something
    really good to eat in the fridge.
    
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18. PonandZi13
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    I hate it when..
    someone has to reach over you to get something...
    and your just like,
    "Okay, well i'll just sit here, with your boobs in my face, and what not."
    
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19. PonandZi13
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 5:03pm UTC
    I hate it when...
    people act like they don't know your name,
    It's like,
    "Dude,
    I know, you know my damn name."
    
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20. PonandZi13
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    Whenever
    im trying to prove to the teacher
    that I understand something,
    its always the hardest question possible.
    
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