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  1. PonandZi13 PonandZi13
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2011 11:24pm UTC
    Why hello attractive male.
    May I stare at you for a minimum of 30 seconds, followed by wiping drool off my bottom lip, and then tripping over myself, making sure to look like as much of an idiot as possible?
    Okay.

  2. PonandZi13 PonandZi13
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2011 11:17pm UTC
    When I wave at planes....
    I Often wonder if anyone waves back..

  3. gabloveesyouu gabloveesyouu
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    "Shut Up, Kid."
    "Uh, I'm A Year Younger Than You, I'm Not A Kid.."
    Is that just me, or do you hate when that happens?

  4. courtney15 courtney15
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2011 5:57pm UTC
    That awkward moment...
    When you're singing into your hair brush and dancing crazy around your room and your mom walks in.

  5. WhatDoIDo WhatDoIDo
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2011 6:01pm UTC
    Me- "OH NO. MUM FORGOT HER PHONE AT HOME
    Bro- Run out and give it to her.
    *Runs out*
    Me- OH NO SHE LEFT. lets call her. OH NO SHE FORGOT HER PHONE.!
    bro- No sh•it sherlock.

  6. xI_Dani_Ix xI_Dani_Ix
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2011 6:06pm UTC
    And did anyone else see the Cotton Schwab girl from Zoey 101 on iCarly?
    Fave if ya did :D
    Not pretty but didn't feel like making it prettyy


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. PonandZi13 PonandZi13
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2011 6:16pm UTC
    Im not short.
    im just closer to the ground than you are.
    :)

  9. Purpleslurpee Purpleslurpee
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 9:56am UTC
    i think i'm the only one.
    who put her barbies in a shoe
    and swung the shoe around
    pretending it was a roller coaster.

  10. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 5:17pm UTC
    ♥ Sometimes
    I Wish You Would Pay More Attention
    To My Favorite Songs
    Because
    The Lyrics They Sing
    Are The Words
    I Am Too Afraid To Say ♥

  11. pickle_ninja pickle_ninja
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 7:13pm UTC
    THE DEPRESSING MOMENT
    When you're hair looks really good but you have nowhere to go ..

  12. jdajjr1997 jdajjr1997
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2011 12:07am UTC
    ++DOES ANYONE ELSE
    EVER HAVE THE URGE
    TO STAND UP IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS WHILE YOUR TEACHER IS TALKING, SCREAM "EFF THIS!" AND JUST RUN??
    Or is it just me.

  13. pickle_ninja pickle_ninja
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 7:09pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you can't tell if someone is really that stupid or if they're just joking ..

  14. pickle_ninja pickle_ninja
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 7:22pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you see a 40 year old woman dressed like her teenage daughter ..

  15. hateonthatt23 hateonthatt23
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    FACT:
    69% of people can find something dirty in every sentence

  16. brynmawrangel54 brynmawrangel54
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    That awful taste in your mouth when your sick

  17. JockerDealWithIt JockerDealWithIt
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 10:15pm UTC
    i wish,
    i had a brother my age
    who would always invite his guy friends over

  18. quotegenius33 quotegenius33
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 10:09pm UTC
    Who's Better?
    Fave if you like
    EMINEM
    comment if u like
    LIL WAYNE

  19. JockerDealWithIt JockerDealWithIt
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 10:11pm UTC
    We don't talk anymore,
    and i don't understand why.
    its like you gave me wings
    then told me its illegal to fly.
    not mine

  20. kallielove2 kallielove2
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    *as a kid, telling someone to spell 'ICUP' was the best prank.

:)

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