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EmilyStyles
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September 14, 2012 10:41pm UTC

♚
Im a fangirl
we dont do
'calm'

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heyitscooper
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 10:13am UTC

Watching a 3D film:
99% trying to catch the floating objects
1% actually watching the movie

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Six2ElevenJordan
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September 19, 2012 4:30pm UTC

If Monday was a shoe it would be Crocs
nmf

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 3:26pm UTC

me: i need to go
computer:
me: no seriously
computer:
me: please...
computer:
me: OH DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK

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Chocolate_Luver
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September 15, 2012 11:57am UTC

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OneDirectionQuotes
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September 15, 2012 12:33pm UTC

So then they handcuffed me and said
"Anything you say can and will be held against you"
So I said
"Harry Styles"

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heyitscooper
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 7:40pm UTC

30 ways to make a girl smile
1. Tell her she is beautiful.
2. Hold her hand at any moment (even if it's just for a second)
3. Hug her from behind
4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to
5. Wrestle with her
6. Don't go hang out with your ex when she is not with you, you might not realize how bad it hurts her
7. Write her notes, or call her just to say "hi"
8. Introduce her to your friends... as your girlfriend
9. Play with her hair
10. Pick her up (she loves it)
11. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn't like it
12. Make her laugh
13. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
14. If she's mad at you, kiss her
15. If you care about her, tell her
16. Give her your sweatshirt
17. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone
18. Look her in the eyes and smile
19. Hang out with her on weekends
20. Kiss her in the rain
21. Kiss her for the heck of it
22. If you're listening to music, let her listen too
23. Give her what she wants
24. Compliment her eyes
25. If you care about her, show her
26. Send her long texts
27. Sing for her
28. Walk with her to her classes
29. Give her flowers on Valentine's Day
30. Tell her you love her
*this is what I would do with my girlfriend*

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pinkhairdontcare
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 6:01pm UTC

I just heard someone call boobs
"chesticles" O_o

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 7:52pm UTC

"I'd catch a grenade for you!"
normal girls: "awhh omgomg you're so sweet!"
me: "why the crap are people throwing grenades at me?"

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yourcool
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 2:53pm UTC

Seeing an attractive person in public
and thinking "damn, I'll never see them again."

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xxdream121
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 7:04pm UTC

people: so do you have a boyfriend?
me:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

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YouAreLovedXo
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 6:00pm UTC

"Don't move, there's something in your hair."
" GET IT OOOFFFF! GET IT OOOFFFFFFFFFFF!

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yourcool
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 2:25pm UTC

it's really rude to talk
while I'm trying to interupt.

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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 4:43pm UTC

Friend: Come on, I bet loads of boys are dying to go out with you!
Me: I find your sarcasm neither funny nor clever.

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Ash_leigh*
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 7:05pm UTC

Mom: What's your friends' address again?
Me: Not sure.
Mom: Where is that movie theater you wanted to go to?
Me: I can't remember.
Mom: Can you put this in our neighbor's mailbox?
Me: Ok. What's their address, again?
Me watching Finding Nemo:
Me: .........
Me: P SHERMAN 42 WALLABY WAY SYDNEY

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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 5:18pm UTC

-At a school assembly-
Principal: Now, we're here to talk about technology. How many people have a Facebook?
A bunch of people: *raise hands*
Principal: Okay, good. Now, what are some cool things about Facebook?
Person: You can poke people!
Guy behind me: Pfftt, why poke people on Facebook when you can do it in real life?
Guy behind me: *starts poking me*
Me: *whips around and punches him hard*
Principal: I believe this has just proved that poking people online is better than poking them in real life.

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LolSoTrueQuotes
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 7:59pm UTC

Lol So True: #99
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?
lolsotrue.com

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Smileanddontcry
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 11:06am UTC

Skinny Friend: I wish I was skinny
Smart Friend: I only got an A!!!
Athletic Friend: I only got second place!!
Not Single Friend: I hate my boyfriend
Popular Friend: People are always wanting to hang out with me
Me: *Cries in shower*
nmq

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LolSoTrueQuotes
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September 19, 2012 8:13pm UTC

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runningislife*
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 7:54pm UTC

credittorunningislife
*Watching Lilo and Stitch*
*Before Lilo knew stitch was an alien*
Lilo: *on the phone* Help! Aliens are attacking my dog!
Lilo: *Looks over shoulder* Never mind, my dog got a chainsaw!
Lilo: *Hangs up*
mq

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