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rockandrolllamb
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October 10, 2010 10:06pm UTC

Did you know?
When you snap your fingers,
the sound is created from your
middle finger hitting your palm
– not your thumb rubbing against your index finger.
>> fave. if you just snapped your fingers :) <<
fave if you just snapped your fing

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_today_tomorrow_tonight_forever_
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July 5, 2010 11:35pm UTC

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jessicax3579
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January 28, 2010 7:39pm UTC

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andreaax3
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September 23, 2010 9:55pm UTC

So today in English,
my teacher informed us she knows when we're texting because
"no one just looks down at their crotch & smiles." (:
-----> B U S T E D ;; <-----

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idance
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October 15, 2011 3:19pm UTC

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Mollyyy
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September 4, 2011 7:54pm UTC

dear leg hair,
i JUST shaved you like 15 minutes ago...
sincerely, what is this!?

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Billyboy
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July 5, 2011 8:41am UTC

-finished first page of test-
*flips paper over loudly so everyone knows i'm ahead of them*

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Pistachiox3
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August 19, 2011 12:28am UTC

I fake the dates on my papers ,
so it doesn't look like i did it last minute.
♥

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Mojoxx
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December 20, 2010 3:43am UTC

First "DYNAMITE",
then "FIREWORK",
then "GRENANDE",
what's next?
"NUCLEAR BOMB"?

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OMGIMATACO
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June 22, 2011 12:36pm UTC

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jessicaaak
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July 24, 2011 11:55pm UTC

counting people in class
to see which paragraph you have to read out loud.

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OMGIMATACO
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June 15, 2011 10:48pm UTC

them:were you dropped as a baby?
me:yea, into a pool of sexy

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vanybee
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November 10, 2010 2:38pm UTC

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xxBMTH4Everxx
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October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC

Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
"Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
MILA.

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vieragurl
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September 17, 2012 8:41pm UTC

Normal people flirting:
I think you are really cute. *winks*
Me flirting:
Your face looks as hot as a bacon strip......I like bacon. *does weird eye twitch*

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underestimated
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September 18, 2012 9:51pm UTC

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Shar326
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September 17, 2012 6:54pm UTC

Pretty girl: I just got 100 likes on my photo
Athletic person: I just beat everyone in school at running
Smart person: I just got straight A's on my report card
Popular person: Lol 5 guys asked me out today and I turned all of them down
Me: I can breathe...

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ladygagafan68
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September 18, 2012 7:49pm UTC

When you get a boyfriend...
A friend would say: Awh how cute!
A bestfriend would say: I'M SOOOO BEING THE MAID OF HONOR AT YOUR WEDDING.

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BravoSierra
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September 18, 2012 4:11pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
If you tickle me,
I am not responsible for your injuries.

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Bananabrains316
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September 19, 2012 3:59pm UTC

Um... Am I the only one who hasnt had a little boy call them 'Beautiful' at Walmart..?

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