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  1. Zoë* Zoë*
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    North West: Daddy, what are you famous for?
    Kanye: Rapping.
    North West: Mummy, what are you famous for?
    *awkward silence*

  2. MrsJHutch MrsJHutch
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 9:48am UTC
    When I moved to a new school, I talked in a british accent and told everyone I was from England and I had a whole backstory planned and I told people the crappy clothes I wore were the british trend and all cool british people would wear them and long story short those idiots still believe I'm English.

  3. XboxGurl XboxGurl
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 9:31pm UTC
    we
    were
    shining
    like
    lighters
    in the dark
    in a middle
    of a rock show

  4. kowhyda* kowhyda*
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    It took about two-three hours, but I finally figured out how to use Tumblr.
    I think that's a bit sad of me...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. LovinYouIsEasy LovinYouIsEasy
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 11:20pm UTC
    Everyone comes to me with their problems, but where are they when I need to tell them mine?...

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 2:20pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 2:35pm UTC
    if i ever become
    famous
    i’m trusting you guys
    to never tell the media
    about my witty.

  10. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    Science teacher: Okay, put your hand on something cold that's around you.
    Everyone: *Puts hands on the desk*
    Me: *Puts hand on heart*

  11. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 7:52am UTC
    Guy: I have abs
    Me: I have a thigh gap
    Guy: Huh?
    Me: I thought we were naming unnessecary things that society has drilled into our minds that make us their kind of beautiful.
    Guy: No, really. I have abs. *shows his stomach*
    Me: oh.

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    i really don’t understand
    how a lot of you are single
    because you’re all attractive
    and have good music taste
    like what more do people want

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 12:13am UTC
    You can leave if you want .
    I'll remember you. I remember everyone that leaves

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    May
    THE
    FOURTH
    be with you
    Format by Breeze

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 9:21am UTC
    There's usually 3 reasons to why a girls mood changes from happy to silent ;
    o1.She's jealous.
    o2.She has a problem.
    o3.She's hurt.
    Pay attention.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    i may not have my life put together,
    but at least i have never did a harlem shake video.

  17. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 6:17pm UTC
    let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    they really need to invent a thing that
    takes a picture of your face and makes it an emoji because my face would make some pretty sick emojis.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 6:55pm UTC
    My teacher once asked this question:
    "Look back into your past and tell me the worst thing to ever happen to you."
    I looked around at everyone next to me and I saw what they were thinking.
    Over half of them, I could tell had nothing to say.
    Another fourth had legitimate things.
    But it took them a while to think about it.
    And then my teacher said:
    "If you couldn't think of something fast, then you must have a pretty well-ajusted life."
    And then I raised my hand and asked:
    "So if I knew that the worst thing that has happened to me before you even asked the question, does that imply my life is terrible?"
    And her reply was:
    "No, Amanda. That just means you've had more life experiences and unfortunate events happen to you at such a young age. Being here, in this moment, says how strong you are to overcome them.
    This teacher might be straight and to the point.
    But without a doubt, she is the smartest person I have ever met.
    She is the only person that has ever acknowledged how much pain I was going through without showing it.
    And I will never be able to thank her enough for that.

  20. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    Dear 8th grade people,
    Any high schoolers tell you about
    on how "High School is going to be
    the best time of your life" its just a lie
    Sincelery,
    A Senior Boy who went through
    he.ll in high school

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