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  1. barbie90210 barbie90210
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    we've all had that partyhard moment, when we dont
    know what the #%&*^% is going on

  2. Mafinha Mafinha
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    Friend: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans
    Another Friend: My boyfriend looks best in shorts
    Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080p HD on YouTube
    nmf/tumblr

  3. Kiah Papaya* Kiah Papaya*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    i thought you said i'd be okay

  4. CaliLyn80 CaliLyn80
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    Just remember,
    if we get caught,
    your deaf,
    and i cant speak english!!


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  7. That_music_girl That_music_girl
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    Parents don't realize, when they ground their kid, they ground all of their kid's friends too.

  8. Ty1210 Ty1210
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    I
    Love
    You
    Better
    Now.

  9. OneDirectionsfuturewifeey OneDirectionsfuturewifeey
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    30DayCrushChallenge
    Day 1 – Your Crush’s eyes
    Day 2 – Your Crush’s hair
    Day 3 – Your Crush’s birthday
    Day 4 – When you first realised you had a crush.
    Day 5 – What animal you think your crush would be
    Day 6 – Their taste in music
    Day 7 – How long you’ve liked your crush
    Day 8 – Your relationship with your crush
    Day 9 – How you met your crush
    Day 10 – Last time you saw your crush
    Day 11 – Your crush’s personality
    Day 12 – A song that reminds you of your crush
    Day 13 – Your crush’s hugs
    Day 14 – Your crush’s sports
    Day 15 – Instruments your crush plays
    Day 16 – An anagram of their name
    Day 17 – How did you meet?
    Day 18 – Pets? Cat person or a dog person?
    Day 19 – Their middle name
    Day 20 – Something they do that drives you crazy
    Day 21 – A character that reminds you of your crush
    Day 22 – The perfect date with your crush
    Day 23 – An extra snippet about your crush
    Day 24 – A dream about your crush
    Day 25 – You + your crush’s history
    Day 26 – How your crush makes you feel
    Day 27 – Your crush’s biggest flaw
    Day 28 – Last thing you said to your crush
    Day 29 – What you love most about them
    Day 30 – Your crush’s name
    Day 1- Light Brown;) (Oct. 4)
    Day 2- Shaggy Brown Hair<3 (Oct. 5)
    Day 3- August 7(: (Oct. 6)
    Day 4- (Ok So since I'm incredibly stupid and didnt do this yesterday I'll do both today!) When we first talked in Quest and he shared food with me (Oct. 7/8)
    Day 5- A Zebra/Tiger/Lion (You know cause Simba is like soooo sexy!) (Oct. 9)

  10. justkiddiing justkiddiing
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    I hate graveyards
    they are museums for aweful memories
    sometimes it's better not to think,
    toughts can only weigh down the soul

  11. peach_troll peach_troll
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    Arkward.
    children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk.The spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

  12. Fai~* Fai~*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 2:13pm UTC
    I'm so lucky to have him. Whenever I'm having a terrible day, he sends me texts that make everything better. Here's 3..
    "Wanna know my dream for life? My dream; I wanna grow up and have a family with you."
    "I love your eyes. Everytime I look into them, I find myself falling even harder in love with you."
    "You're my perfect angel <3"
    He's the love of my life.. And I don't deserve him. I never have, and I never will..

  13. jobabesxo jobabesxo
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    s o m e t i m e s y o u m i s s t h e m e m o r i e s
    not the person.
    format by sandrasaurus

  14. klahhkayy klahhkayy
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    "Why are they even
    running for president?
    According to the
    advertisements they
    have, they both
    obviously hate America!"
    -My teacher.
    Made. My. Day.

  15. hey_i_love_witty hey_i_love_witty
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 2:16pm UTC
    ❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤
    That awkward moment in class when you sit next to the boy you like and you have really loud hiccups! annoying or what??
    ❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤♥❤
    cookiedoughformats


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  17. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    i honestly dont know anymore...

  18. chanelreid16 chanelreid16
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    Its easier to stay awake till
    6 AM then to wake up at
    6 AM

  19. fallen_emerald fallen_emerald
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. whenitsabouttoendsmile whenitsabouttoendsmile
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    Nothing lasts forever.
    But the memories do.

:)

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