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  1. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    *bro texting me*
    ~Hey Jenn do u kno what is a turtles weakness
    is?
    ~their slowness?...
    ~Nope.Their weakness is that they can't roll back over when
    their on their backs.
    ~Oh,Ok. So if I taped two turtles together,
    they'll be unstoppable, right?
    ~..OH MY GOD.
    ~BRB.
    lol
    I had to share this.
    I'm in blue.
    Bro's in black.
    mq

  2. BreakAway* BreakAway*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    Take your age,
    subtract 2, then add 2, then multiply by 1.
    Thats your age.
    Magic!

  3. Saphacier Saphacier
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    I am not alone
    Not beaten down just yet
    I am not afraid
    Of the voices in my head
    And down the darkest road
    Something follows me
    I am not alone
    This misery loves my company
    Misery loves my company

  4. xochelsox xochelsox
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    One of these days you're going to wake up, and you're going to feel that same me in your heart and you're going to realize how much
    I love you.
    And when ever that day is,
    I'll still be waiting for you

  5. dancingpurplebunny dancingpurplebunny
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    I'm not fat
    I'm so sexy it overflows

  6. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 2:25pm UTC
    I'm happy being sad,
    as messed up as that sounds. It's familiar. I know what to expect.
    It doesn't let me down.

  7. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 2:25pm UTC
    When he tells you you're beautiful,
    it's the best feeling in the world.


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  9. BreakAway* BreakAway*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    How to do math:
    1. Write down question.
    2. Cry.

  10. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    I honestly can't remember
    the last time i wasn't thinking about you.

:)

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