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  1. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    Do you ever just look at people at school
    and have a sudden urge to push them down the stairs?

  2. Ineedmakyinme Ineedmakyinme
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    There's a man in his 80's, who lives in my city near a beautiful cliff.
    It's a place people frequently go to suicide. Every time he sees someone too close to the edge, he rushes over and tries to stop them.
    It's estimated he's saved over 160 people.
    Don Ritchie, I don't know you, but you give me hope .
    Don Ritchie passed away yesterday at the age of 85.
    He was named a 'Local Hero' in the 2011 Austrailian of the Year Awards.
    His funeral will be held on Friday.
    By now, he's saved over 500 lives and I know alot of you have heard of him but for those of you who haven't, I think you should, because this guy's a real hero.♥
    nmf/nmq(from givesmehope.com

  3. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    I believe that music is it's own language.

  4. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    I'M THAT GIRL
    THAT TAKES THE BULLET FOR THE ONE
    W I T H T H E G U N .

  5. Ali_Tex98 Ali_Tex98
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    I got 99 problems
    And being attractive would solve at least 30 of them..

  6. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    Whenever you think you're a failure, just remember: The director of Kony 2012 got arrested before Kony did.

  7. enchantedartic enchantedartic
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    Did you know?
    An Olympic rower stopped mid race to let a family of ducks pass. And still won.

  8. SuperBass223 SuperBass223
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    Harry Potter Fans
    "I wanna go to Hogwarts!"
    Percy Jackson Fans
    "I wanna go to Camp Halfblood!"
    Narnia Fans
    "I wanna go to Narnia!"
    Hunger Games Fans
    "I'm ok."

  9. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    Everywhere: I hate people so much.
    Applying for a job: I love working with people and am very sociable
    biggest.lie.ever.

  10. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    The Olympics make me want to get in shape....
    Once I finish this entire bag of Doritos.

  11. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    Person I Just Met: So tell me more about yourself?
    Me: ...
    Person: ...
    Me: ...
    Person: ...
    Me: *Thinking: Oh my god, who am I?*

  12. behindthissmilexx behindthissmilexx
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 10:59pm UTC
    I was at McDonald's when I saw some chuby chick making fun of a disabled kid
    Me: you know it's not right to make fun of somone for that it could happen to any of us
    Girl: God gave me a mouth to Speek and I'm going to use it
    me: well god gave you a mouth to eat too,but looks like you have abused that privilege.
    Girl: -speechless-
    Me: oh and you might want to wipe that katchup off your chin
    Girl: -goes to wipe chin-
    Me: no,your other chin
    Nmq

  13. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 3:20pm UTC

    bracket-
    [bra-kit]
    (n.)
    using your bra as a pocket.

  14. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. IBeHetze IBeHetze
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    hahahahahahah,
    i hate everyone.

  16. superman2727 superman2727
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    When a little kid
    decides to hold your hand

  17. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    Plot Twist: Society accepts all people

  18. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    She smashed the rearview mirror
    with her fist, because starting today she's never looking back. «

  19. xodiana15 xodiana15
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    When I was little#2,
    I thought my heart was actually heart shaped.
    Just me?

  20. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    You know who’s beautiful?
    Don’t read the first word and flatter yourself,
    because it's me.

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