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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 3:39pm UTC
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  2. str0ng str0ng
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    straight up, now tell me;
    do you really wanna love me forever?

  3. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    if i t still hurts
    it means you still care♥

  4. TVQuotes TVQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 8:00pm UTC
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  5. Ellie* Ellie*
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    Me: This quote is gunna get tons of favs!! *submits quote and logs off.*
    Me: *comes back on* YESSS 9 favs!!!!
    Me: Wow I should do this more often!

  6. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    I'm never shocked when people let me
    down nowadays. I just hate the
    fact that I put myself in the position
    >> to be let down in the first place.

  7. TheOtherDirection TheOtherDirection
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    Do you want to be the sun in my life?
    Aww! Ofcourse <3
    Ok, stay 92,955,887.6 miles away from me.

  8. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    *Me When I Come Home From School*
    My Mom: Hello, how was school?
    Me: Fine.
    My Dad: Hey, How was your day?
    Me: Fine:
    My Brother: Hey.
    Me: Hey.
    My dog: Woof!
    Me: Oh My God, you little bundle of joy! Come here my darling! I missed you SO much! Yeah, that's right! Who's a good boy?! You are! Oh, yes you are! Did you miss me?! I bet you did. Oh, come here! Let me kiss you and hug you and shower you with love, my adorable bundle of fluffy stuff!

  9. supergleek98 supergleek98
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    Me on Facebook
    me: mmmkay Facebook
    me: *64 Notifications* OH MY GOD I AM SO POPULAR
    me: lol wait, they're all game requests
    me: Put some clothes on.
    me: *Like the picture, not the link!*
    me: I CLICKED THE LINK, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW B*TCH
    me: Well he's hot.
    me: By liking that picture, I saved that child from cancer.
    me: *like for Jesus Christ, ignore for Justin Bieber*
    me: *funeral, hmu!"
    me: UHM SHOULDN'T YOU BE CRYING OR SOMETHING
    me: this isn't twitter, stop hashtagging.
    me: *like for heaven, ignore for hell*
    me: *scroll*
    me: *scroll*
    me: *scroll*
    me: lol k, I'm going to hell now.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    ask yourself this question:
    will this matter one year from now?

  11. Nina_luv13 Nina_luv13
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    Crush: heeyy
    Me: *retarded mode activated*

  12. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    I've always wanted
    A cute neighbor.♥

  13. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    I play a song, no one likes it.
    Two months later, they love it -_-

  14. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 11:24am UTC
    I FELT SPECIAL UNTIL I REALIZED,
    YOU TALK TO EVERY GIRL LIKE THAT..

  15. keegster keegster
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    ❝ It's sad when
    y o u l o s e s o m e o n e C L O S E t o y o u , ♥
    [ BUT JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE NO ]
    LonGer♥aLI ve
    ( ( ( doesn't mean you HAVE to ) ) )
    stop living too.❞

  16. someg1rl someg1rl
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 10:40pm UTC
    10 year old me: wow i wish my period would start then i'll be like a real girlme now: take my uterus someone please oh my god no more

  17. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 9:50am UTC
    Me It's hot! Tonight I'll leave the window open.
    Like · Comment about an hour ago
    Dracula, Moth, and 35416289710 mosquitos like this.

  18. MeeAndYoou MeeAndYoou
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    Witty: Simmer down!Me: B*tch, don't tell me what to doMe: *Repeadidly hits, 'add comment'*

  19. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    D e a r s h a v i ng c o m m e r c i a l s ;
    Stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress us, please shave a gorilla.

  20. Sandrasaurus Sandrasaurus
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    Once upon a time,
    i believed in fairy tales.

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