Me on Facebook
me: mmmkay Facebook
me: *64 Notifications* OH MY GOD I AM SO POPULAR
me: lol wait, they're all game requests
me: Put some clothes on.
me: *Like the picture, not the link!*
me: I CLICKED THE LINK, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW B*TCH
me: Well he's hot.
me: By liking that picture, I saved that child from cancer.
me: *like for Jesus Christ, ignore for Justin Bieber*
me: *funeral, hmu!"
me: UHM SHOULDN'T YOU BE CRYING OR SOMETHING
me: this isn't twitter, stop hashtagging.
me: *like for heaven, ignore for hell*
me: *scroll*
me: *scroll*
me: *scroll*
me: lol k, I'm going to hell now.