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伤*
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 1:43pm UTC

"Anyone who is funny
and doesn't take herself to
seriously is attracted to me."
- Niall Horan♥
format credit to OneDirection

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theWalrus
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 3:42pm UTC

Sucking on your food
when everyone gets super quiet
and you don't want to crunch

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kyotokitten
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 11:51am UTC

Sunglasses allow you to stare at people without getting caught.
It's like Facebook but in real life.

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kd00
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 4:32pm UTC

Getting a text
and being like,
How the hell am isupposed to reply to this???
nmf/nmq

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abigaail
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 10:50am UTC

According to Teachers:
The worst things a kid could do:
2% : Turn in work late
2% be late to class
2% Not try
94% Use wikepedia
Format by FormatsByMaisha - otherwise knows as MaiiEeeShaSha

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only_abigale
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 2:22pm UTC

click to see this quote

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 9:29pm UTC

The people that say,
"You had to be there,"
suck at telling stories.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 10:11pm UTC

I don't need a perfect relationship,
I would just like someone who won't give up on me.

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 12:36am UTC

Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone ask for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10.

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$*
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 10:10pm UTC

I now pronounce you husband and wife.
You may update your Facebook status.
nmq

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gizmo4398
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 9:10pm UTC

O.M.G.
I just saw a commercial for one of those wedding t.v. shows (I'm not sure which one) and the music in the background?
What Makes You Beautiful.
Day=Made.

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XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 9:40pm UTC

Jack, I'll never let go! I promise.
*Rips his frozen hand off of hers and then lets him sink to the bottom of the Atlantic*
So much for never letting go.
BTW, there was enough room for him too on that board.
Just saying.

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xlivelaughlove524x
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 3:52pm UTC

When you know your hair is messed up
and you ask someone if it looks okay
and they just go "Yeah it looks fine!"
and you're like
"You just want me to be ugly."
mq/mf

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xstaybeautiful
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 1:42pm UTC

me: i dont like him.
me: i dont like him.
me: i dont like him.
me: i dont like him.
me: i dont like him.
him: hi
me: sweet jesus why are you so perfect

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