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love14ever
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June 25, 2012 3:20pm UTC

*Parent's go out for the night*
Other normal kids: Have big parties, sneek out and do really cool things.
Me: Blast music, sings as loud as i can, and pee with the door open.

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InOneMoment
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 12:19am UTC

When I choose you over sleep...
You better feel f*cking special

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xxoliviaxx226
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 11:50am UTC

Beauty Tips #12
Zit problems?
Use honey over all the effected areas.
It really works. I do it all the time!
Should I start a series? Fave/comment if you'll use it:)
INFO FROM: GLAMOUR MAGAZINE

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Bravosierra*
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June 25, 2012 4:37pm UTC

"Do you have a bathroom?"
"No, sorry. I poop outside."

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JustAnotherTumblrGirl
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June 25, 2012 1:09pm UTC

attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi im gay
attractive boy: hi im a douchbag
attractive boy: hi im twice your age
attractice boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi im a fictional character

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Shainaluvturtles
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Friend: What do you even do on Witty?
Me: Stuff.
Friend: What, like make quotes and talk to strangers, and that's it?
Me: You don't understand.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 3:59pm UTC

"She just called you lazy."
"Oh HELL NO. Go tell her I'm not."
nmq

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justmyself
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 2:10pm UTC

If fear didn't exist,
I'd run up to you, kiss you, and tell you that I love you.
nmf

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Anthony96
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 2:09pm UTC

Prove to me that you care.

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kewlss35
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 11:32pm UTC

Isn't it Ironic
that the person that brings out the best in you and makes you strong is actually your weakness?♥
(format credit to defe4ted/quote credit to onedirection)

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lovelylauren123
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 10:09am UTC

if i had a dollar for
every time a boy liked me
id be a hobo
BravoSierra's format (=
♥

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TwilightGurl
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 11:03pm UTC

Skinny Is Not The Definition of Beautiful. The Definition of Beautiful is: Having qualities of beauty; generally pleasing.Not one time was the word 'skinny' metioned in the sentence above. Every girl, thick or thin, is beautiful in their own, unique way.

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make_it_stop
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 10:09am UTC

My thoughts before going to scool
good morning sunshine
this is going to be a great day!
my hair looks fantastic!
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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Jemma96
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 11:40am UTC

Being GAY is fine
Being BISEXUAL is fine
Being TRANSGENDER is fine
Being LESBIAN is fine
Being STRAIGHT is fine
You know what's not?
Wearing crocs.
What's worse?
Wearing crocs AND SOCKS

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 5:12pm UTC

Beauty is not measured by your jean size. Don't let the world fool you.

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LorenOlivaBFFLAD
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 10:41am UTC

That moment
When someone asks you something and you know the answer, you just don't know how to explain it.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 5:22pm UTC

I would like to dedicate today to
sitting on my butt and doing nothing!

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mol*
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 3:42pm UTC

Where are you?
you said you would always be there

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NemoIsMySquishy
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 11:34pm UTC

*this is NOT my quote i just wanted more people to read it because its my favorite:) truegurl09*
Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
Please...
Can you bleed for a week and survive?
Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months?
Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone atonce?
Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
Can you --->face heartbreak?
Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
Can you burn your forehead with a straightener and not complain?
Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
I Didn't Think So.

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YoloMotto
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June 14, 2012 10:51am UTC

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