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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Alliebabeexoxo Alliebabeexoxo
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    Fav this if your 14, just want to see!

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 8:33am UTC
    WE'RE ALL JUST
    normal teenagers we’re not robots
    we have feelings and we go through
    things too
    -Harry styles
    -OneDirection

  5. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Louis: Have you ever fallen out of bed before?
    Harry: Yes!
    Louis: Describe to me how you fell
    Harry: I..fell...out...off..bed..

    format credit to OneDirection

  6. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    I won't date a model
    because models are perfect
    and perfect is boring
    - Niall Horan
    - OneDirection

  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 10:17am UTC
    Harry: "I take really long showers"
    Niall: "He just stands there with his head down."
    *silence*
    Niall: "Wait, I dont know that"

    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  8. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 7:21pm UTC
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  9. nojimmyprotested nojimmyprotested
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    People: OMG!!! I MET 1D LAST NIGHT!!! IT WAS AWESOME!!!!
    Me: "This one time, I saw Kevin in the park. He flew away though … "

  10. KrissyMchotness KrissyMchotness
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    I don't know how
    people get eaten by sharks
    I mean
    how do you
    not hear
    the music?

  11. angelkimmy98 angelkimmy98
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 9:12am UTC
    That Moment When,
    No matter how many times you've seen it
    You still get embarassed for the character in the movie...

  12. hisblueeyes hisblueeyes
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 10:07am UTC
    girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
    boy: I know.
    girl: I love you!
    boy: I love you more!
    *after heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
    girl: Where is he?
    dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
    girl: *starts crying*
    dad: Just kidding he went to the bathroom.

  13. JustThatChick JustThatChick
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    Through XFactor; I Stayed
    WMYB Became Popular; I Stayed
    They Get Haircuts; I Stayed
    Through Caroline Flack; I Stayed
    Through ICarly; I Stayed
    Through Nickoloeden; I Stayed
    Younger Fans Came In; I Stayed
    Through Mangement; I Stayed
    Through Girlfriends; I Stayed
    Through Rumors; I Stayed
    Throught Hate; I Stayed
    Because I'm Not Just A Fan; I'm Directioner

  14. theonlydirection theonlydirection
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    There are 7,197,581,931 people in the world
    and only 5, get to marry One Direction
    May the odds be ever in your favor !

  15. Niallerswife Niallerswife
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    N i a l l h a s n ’ t m e t a f a n t h a t h e i s i n t e r e s t e d i n .
    f a v i f y o u h a v e n ’ t m e t h i m (:

  16. Mockingbird Mockingbird
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    Fact ist
    Boys are so much nicer when you're alone with them.
    nmf

  17. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    A Look inside the mind of a Directioner at school
    Me: Why am I learning this
    Me: We shouldn't have to read this, Niall only read one book in his life.
    Me: One Direction
    Me: The things I would do to Liam Payne....
    Me: I'm hungry
    Me: Niall likes food
    Me: YOU ONLY WANT ME WHEN I'M BACON
    Me: That guy has Harry's hair
    Me: .... Maybe he's Harry
    Me: Oh, that is not Harry.
    Me: Oh that kids wearing stripes
    Me: Reminds me of Louis
    Me: Louis is hot
    Me: What if One Direction came in this room right now and proposed to me
    Me: One Direction
    Me: Girl, stop singing What Makes You Beautiful. You're not even a Directioner
    Me: No you're not
    Me: Shut up
    Me: Does my teacher listen to One Direction?
    Me: Finally... LUNCH! *eats like Niall*
    Me: Time to go to the bathroom
    Me: Oh look, a mirror
    Me: Maybe I'm related to Zayn because I LOVE looking in the mirror
    Me: .... WOAH.
    Me: One Direction
    Me: What if they're at my house right now
    Me: OMG I breathe the same air as them!
    Me: Shut up, teacher. I don't care.
    Me: One Direction
    Me: One Direction
    Me: One Direction

  18. Twilight_Saga23 Twilight_Saga23
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    CuryHairProblems #5
    Having to Straighten your Hair in layers.
    Should i make a series?
    format credit;; JustADream_

  19. macNcheese66 macNcheese66
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 10:02am UTC
    Comment for Bieber
    Fever,
    Fav for One Direction
    Infection <3
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  20. Forever_and_Always01 Forever_and_Always01
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    Things Girls LOVE #1)
    wearing guys' sweatshirts

:)

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