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ashdan
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October 27, 2010 3:00pm UTC

Demi Lovato: Remember December.
Miley Cyrus: Permanent December.
Taylor Swift: Back to December.
What the hell happened in December?
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bbylifeiseasy
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October 28, 2010 3:13pm UTC

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LoveNLightt
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October 18, 2010 10:21pm UTC

Rihanna, if you like a rude boy, if you like the way it hurts, and you think your so hard, why'd you leave Chris Brown?
FOLLOW ME: http://letsgetrealnow.tumblr.com/

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l0vE123
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October 18, 2010 10:25pm UTC

Crazy Friend Moments #16
*At lunch.*
Timmy: *Rips two pieces off his bread.* "Look it's a boat!"
Bri, Lauren, and I: *Give him the weirdest look.*
Timmy: *Rips one more piece off his bread, flips it upside down, and sits it on the table.* "Look! It's a slug."
Lauren: "Why am I dating you!?"
Timmy: "Cause you think I'm sexy."

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xSkittlesx
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October 18, 2010 10:41pm UTC

Today I gave myself a paper cut...I was reading a first aid manual. MLIA.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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CupcakeKitty
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October 18, 2010 11:09pm UTC

cas: my uncle shot himself
Kellie: DID HE DIE????!!!
sometimes sad things make my day

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OnYourSide
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October 18, 2010 11:31pm UTC

. Yea, I'm 15
yea, Hannah Montanna is my favorite show . ......

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thatsacex3
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October 18, 2010 11:56pm UTC

I don't stalk,
i investigate ;)

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XxAnnaCatherine
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October 19, 2010 12:20am UTC

Don't believe the media, the Chilean miners weren't trapped in a mine, they were trying to rob an underground vault at Gringotts.
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katastrophe09
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October 19, 2010 2:08am UTC

Am I the Only person
That hates making the number of fav's on a quote
odd?
ObsessiveCompulsive.

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kizzlepop
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October 19, 2010 2:26am UTC

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farmboycollide
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October 19, 2010 5:01am UTC

Google vs Bing
Type in "What did"
Google: What did Lady Gaga wear to her sister's graduation?
Bing" What did Larry Johnson say?
Yep Google wins again

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Squeezel
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October 19, 2010 6:12am UTC

I really hate getting
- - - - > popcorn in my bra
after I go to the movies.
not my format.

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LiamandSimmy
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October 19, 2010 6:15am UTC

Apparently in kinderarten we had a change your name day. Other people chose names like Airel, Cindrella, and what not. What did I choose? Carpet. Good to know I was different even then. MLIA.

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LiamandSimmy
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October 19, 2010 6:19am UTC

Today my mom told me that the very first Pop-Tart I ever made got stuck inside the toaster and bursted into flames, resulting in a solid, black brick. Story of my life. MLIA.

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LiamandSimmy
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October 19, 2010 6:19am UTC

Today I realized that when I sneeze in church no one says bless you but when I sneeze in class at my secular college half the class says bless you. MLIA.

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LiamandSimmy
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October 19, 2010 6:20am UTC

Today in class, My friend got Moved for talking to Dante. Dante's our classes fish. MLIA.

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