Witty Profiles

kizzlepop

1. kizzlepop
   posted a quote
   October 9, 2011 2:34am UTC
   Dear laughing doubters,
   I'M LAUGHING LOUDER.
   NMF
   nmf/q
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
2. kizzlepop
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2011 2:02am UTC
   they tell you to be yourself,
   then they judge you.
   nmf.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 10 points
3. kizzlepop
   posted a quote
   May 15, 2011 6:45am UTC
   and one day i asked him,
   ♥do you still think your ex is pretty?
   he replied,
   "Sure, she's pretty. But you're beautiful."
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 12 points
4. kizzlepop
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2011 5:23am UTC
   FEELING POPULAR
   WHEN
   eyou get a lot of notifications at nearly the same time.
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 246 points
5. kizzlepop
   posted a quote
   April 19, 2011 8:02pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 309 points
6. kizzlepop
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2011 7:15am UTC
   someone needs to invent a toilet that doesn't make a sound while flushing
   BECAUSE THE SOUND SCARES US AT 1AM IN THE MORNING.
   not my format
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 62 points
7. kizzlepop
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2011 5:23am UTC
   click to see this quote
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 37 points
8. kizzlepop
   posted a quote
   March 18, 2011 6:32pm UTC
   WHEN YOUR BEST FRIEND
   Goes into a p r i v a t e conversation,
   You automatically give her that
   "TELL ME LATER WHEN IT'S DONE" l o o k .
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 409 points
9. kizzlepop
   posted a quote
   March 11, 2011 5:02am UTC
   click to see this quote
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 168 points
10. kizzlepop
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 4:55am UTC
    camo condoms.
    THEY'LL NEVER SEE YOU COMING.
    (f a v e i f y o u g e t i t )
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 236 points
11. kizzlepop
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2011 4:38am UTC
    seeing a teacher and thinking,
    WTF? PREGNANT AGAIN?!
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 153 points
12. kizzlepop
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2011 4:34am UTC
    that really, really
    annoying monotone teacher that blabbers on and on and on.
    notmyformat:)
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 131 points
13. kizzlepop
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2011 12:45am UTC
    Laughing in the middle of class
    Because what your teacher said
    SOUNDS DIRTY
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 33 points
14. kizzlepop
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2011 11:56pm UTC
    .
    and maybe she is sitting
    in class thinking about you
    or maybe bawling
    her eyes out in the toilets.
    while you're boasting to
    your friends, saying
    "I never loved her anyway."
    just think about that,
    you player. </3
    .
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 93 points
15. kizzlepop
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2011 1:31am UTC
    *watches a horror movie with friends*
    suddenly, at 1:00 am you hear a noise.
    TURN.ON.THE.LIGHT.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 90 points
16. kizzlepop
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 4:42am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 95 points
17. kizzlepop
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2011 12:38am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 33 points
18. kizzlepop
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    My teacher's name is
    probably the most embarrassing name ever.
    Irene Winsomcox.
    a.k.a I.Winsomcox.
    - - - - - - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - - - - - -
    format credit to oxemmaox03
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 148 points
19. kizzlepop
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 3:36am UTC
    When you're talking to a normal person, your mind is like:
    Blah blah blah blah blah blah.
    --------------------
    But when you're talking to him, your mind is like:
    I'll just shut down for a while.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 112 points
20. kizzlepop
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 12:05am UTC
    You're my sunshine.
    Just promise, never to burn me.
    notmyformat
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 43 points

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles