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xSkittlesx

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Member Since: 3 Oct 2010 02:11pm

Last Seen: 22 Mar 2019 09:22pm

Location: Blah,blah, blah(:

Gender: F

user id: 127334

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Hello! My name is Kimberly and I live in Texas(: My original home was in California. I hardly go on Witty but I usually go on my free time. I love my family, friends, and pets(: I am tiny, sooo yeah! Follow me? I'll follow back(:
  1. xSkittlesx xSkittlesx
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    *Me in gym
    Me: i don't wanna dress out
    Me: why do we need gym anyways
    Me: 2 periods till lunch
    Me: you all smell
    Me: i don't like you
    Coach: 5 LAPS LET'S GO!
    Me: No
    Me: I just can't do this
    Me: ahhhh
    Me: i'm tired
    Me: everyone's done
    Me: pshh i'm done
    Me: put your shorts down!
    Me: i wonder what one direction is doing
    Me: OMG
    Me: my cats are so lucky
    Me: they just roll
    Me: I wish i was a cat
    Me: meow
    Me: i can pull it off
    Me: CALM THE F DOWN
    Me: So call me maybe...
    Me: I'm tired
    Me: I'm hungry
    Me: What time is it
    Coach:....
    Mom:....
    Dad:....
    Cat:...
    Fish:...
    One Direction:....
    Michael Jackson:....
    Santa Claus:....
    Tooth Fairy:...
    Everyone:
    Me: What

  2. xSkittlesx xSkittlesx
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    When Super Sweet, Cute, Hot, Passionate Male Singers make a song of girl's who break their heart....
    And I'm like: Who would break up with YOU?

  3. xSkittlesx xSkittlesx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    Going Grocery shopping*
    Me: FOOD!
    Mom: We need to work on this Family's diet!
    Me: Sure mom *walks away
    Me: SCREW THAT
    Me: OMG i'm gonna get everthing
    Me: I'll get This and This and This
    * Walks to cart with handful of food
    Mom: Put half of it back!
    Me: BUT MEEEM!!!
    Mom: Now
    Me: finnnee
    Me: She just doesn't Understand me
    *Sees crush
    Me: Oh my god!
    *Pretends to be texting
    Crush: *walks away
    Me: One day, I'll trap you in my basement forever
    Me: MOM!
    Me: Where's my mother!
    Me: Omg I'm gonna die
    Me: She'll leave me here and die alone.
    Me I'll be forever alone
    Me: I'll live on the streets
    Me: I'm gonna live my life selling gum
    Me: I'll sleep on highways
    Me: Goodbye Life
    Mom: Hurry up! I'm gonna checkout!
    Me: MOM!
    Me: Can i get a Candy?
    Mom: Ok, only one
    Me: Only one!
    Me: Dang
    Me: The M&M's or the Snicker's.
    Me: This is the hardest descion I have ever made
    Mom: Hurry up I'm gonna go!
    Me: Eenie Meenie Miny Mo
    Mom : Hurry up!
    Me: The Snicker's it is!
    *Walks to car.
    Me: I Should have chose the M&M's.....
    Mom:.....
    Crush:.....
    Santa:....
    Obama:....
    Easter Bunny: .....
    The Leperchaun: ....
    Hannah Montana: ....
    One Direction: ........
    Everyone: ....
    Me: I'm a fail at life..

  4. xSkittlesx xSkittlesx
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    What Witty is made out of:
    Nutella, One direction, Cats... Etc.

  5. xSkittlesx xSkittlesx
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 11:27am UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. xSkittlesx xSkittlesx
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 11:22am UTC
    "Bathtub" is "Bathtub" spelt backwards....
    Okay It's not... but for a second there you thought its was.

  7. xSkittlesx xSkittlesx
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 11:18am UTC
    My Crush: Hey :)
    Me: OMG HI!!!!!
    ME:WHAT'S UP!
    Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!
    Me: WE SHOULD LIKE TOTALLY HANG OUT!
    Me: WE SHOULD GO OUT TO EAT!
    Me: I TOTALLY LOVE FOOD!
    Me: HELLO ARE YOU THERE!?!?!
    Me: YOU WANT TO SEE PICTURES OF MY CATS!?!
    Me: THERE SO FUNNY LOLOL
    Me: HELLO?
    Your crush went offline
    Me: ( ._.)

  8. xSkittlesx xSkittlesx
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    Remeber those Day When we pointed at the tv and said '' I AM THAT ONE!''

  9. xSkittlesx xSkittlesx
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2011 6:12pm UTC
    That moment when you eating and your dog is staring at you :/

  10. xSkittlesx xSkittlesx
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 10:08pm UTC
    I was thinking
    about food
    Thinking about meat
    Thinking about us
    What we gonna eat
    i open my eyes yeah
    and it was only KFC!

  11. xSkittlesx xSkittlesx
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2011 9:50pm UTC
    google
    ________________________________________________________
    |wILD ANIMALS|
    _____________
    |google search|
    make google my homepage
    advertising google
    © 2010- privacy
    did you mean: me
    format credit to whoever

  12. xSkittlesx xSkittlesx
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 9:56pm UTC
    Life taught me that when you love someone you would do whatever it takes to be with that special one♥

  13. xSkittlesx xSkittlesx
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 5:45pm UTC
    google
    ________________________________________________________
    |Best Friends|
    _____________
    |google search|
    make google my homepage
    advertising google
    © 2010- privacy
    did you mean: yOUR lIFE?
    format credit to whoever

  14. xSkittlesx xSkittlesx
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 11:16pm UTC
    Lady Gaga taught me Its okay to be different.
    Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks.
    Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love.
    Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.
    Taylor Swift taught me not every guy/girl is going to treat me right.
    ......Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me.
    Music taught me how to live.

  15. xSkittlesx xSkittlesx
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 11:06pm UTC
    ██████████████
    When Kesha went to Take It Off, Bruno Mars threw a Grenade which made Katy Perry blow up into a Firework . That made Usher say OMG and then he exploded too. Fortunately Taylor Swift rode away on a White Horse .Unfortunately Rihanna thought it was the end of the world, so she killed every woman and became the Only Girl In The World but soon forgot her name. She walked up to Nelly and slapped him, saying he's a rude boy. But Nelly soon woke up saying it was, "It was only 'Just a Dream"
    ██████████████

  16. xSkittlesx xSkittlesx
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 1:41am UTC
    Today, I decided to test my ninja skills outside at my local park. While attempting to climb a tree, a sixty year old man came up to me and said, "your doing it wrong". And proceeded to climb up the tree faster than I have ever saw. I have officially seen an elder ninja. MLIA

  17. xSkittlesx xSkittlesx
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 10:02pm UTC
    "You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well, that would just be ok."
    -Spongebob ♥

  18. xSkittlesx xSkittlesx
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 9:57pm UTC
    "Must be 3-7 sentences."
    Yea, I'm only writing 3.

  19. xSkittlesx xSkittlesx
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 9:53pm UTC
    ( Fairytale )
    Girl: I'm cold.
    Boy: *wrap arms around girl & smiles*
    "Warm now?" ♥
    --------------------------------------------------------------
    [ REALITY ]
    Girl: i’m cold.
    Boy: should have brought a coat…
    :|

  20. xSkittlesx xSkittlesx
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 6:44pm UTC
    I wonder where cops on bikes put the bad guys when they arrest them?
    Cop: Alright get in the Basket

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