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  1. beanie98 beanie98
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    Squidward: You're making me claustrophobic.
    Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
    Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus
    Patrick: HO HO HO!
    Spongebob: Stop it Patrick! You're scaring him!
    Squidward: -_-

  2. UnfogettableMe UnfogettableMe
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    So today, I spent hours going through my witty history.
    I was bawling the entire time.
    It was so sad, reading all of my quotes.
    About how excited I was to have the baby.
    About how upset I was to lose him.
    When my parents kicked me out.
    When we decided on baby names together :)
    When I was suicidal.
    When Austin Christopher died.
    But all the support I got made me so happy.
    It was amazing to relive my pregnancy with you guys all over again, despite the fact that it was the worst three months of my life.
    I have no doubt about that.
    But I love you all so much.
    Thank you for just being there, witty.
    I've missed you so much.

  3. snickerlover snickerlover
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    Here's To The Girls
    Who have had their heart broken by a guy they never even dated...
    -tumblr-

  4. enchanted16 enchanted16
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    The amount of work a
    messy bun actually takes.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  5. LexieDear LexieDear
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    Let's take a survey♥
    Favorite if you would rather be called pretty/beautiful ♥
    Comment if you would rather be called hot/sexy
    Just a survey.

  6. angiecee22 angiecee22
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    I just find it shocking that most of us had no idea about what was going on until now..
    KONY 2012
    bring this to an end.

  7. IJustLikedYourQuote IJustLikedYourQuote
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Things when we were little #1
    The potions we made out of shampoos.
    Format Credit; IJustLikedYourQuote

  8. The_Witty_Therapist The_Witty_Therapist
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    DISNEY HAS THOUGHT US SO MUCH:
    TOY STORY:
    Friends may come, and friends may leave,
    but they are our friends and we will love
    them forever.
    A BUGS LIFE:
    Together, even the smallest can achieve
    the greatest goal.
    MONSTERS INC.:
    No matter what, we will give everything for those
    we care for.
    FINDING NEMO:
    For our children, we will do anything.
    THE INCREDIBLES:
    Family, more than anything, makes this life worth living.
    CARS:
    The greatest victories
    are the friends we met
    along the way.
    RATATOUILLE:
    What we can achieve is determined by us and
    us alone.
    WALL-E:
    There is no greater wonder
    in the universe than the
    love we hold for others.
    UP:
    The adventure
    never ends.

  9. .* .*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 8:32am UTC
    Today 30 people
    from my school
    were suspended.
    Why??
    Because they all either shaved their hair or dyed it
    for Cancer.
    Click the <3 if yiou think they shouldn't be suspended.

  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    Putting on jeans:
    Right leg, left leg, wiggle, jump, DONE.

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    Hold your cursor over this quote
    if your name is Brianna.

  13. eve123 eve123
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Zoey May
    Im so sick of boys being such dicks!
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Toby Jackson
    In 7th grade, I beggen Mr.Williams to let me be your lab partner. I suggested you came round 5 times to do our project, you said no each time. I did the project alone, all of it. In 8th grade, I sent you 3 valentines cards, candy and a rose. You gave the rose to somebody else and threw the cards away. In 9th grade, at the school social, I asked to dance with you. You said "Yes, give me 5 minutes, I need to go to the bathroom." You never came back, and I was left waiting for you. In 10th grade, I bought us two tickets to go and see your favourite band. You said thanks, then took the tickets and gave one to your friend. Now, in 11th grade, I'm confessing this, where everyone can see, to show that actually, girls can be dicks too.
    26 minutes ago · Like
    True stuff

  14. xlily726 xlily726
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    KONY 2012

  15. FlyingGiraffe FlyingGiraffe
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    Kony|2012
    Joesph Kony abducts kids in Africa & forces them to be in an army. The kids in the army are forced to do stuff no one is supposed to.
    Please help make Kuny famous,
    so people know about him, and help stop it!
    No kid deserves to be treated like this;
    PLEASE HELP.
    A little help goes a long way ☮☮

  16. paigeygurl paigeygurl
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    Make his name famous. Not out of respect. Capture him. Save the children.
    JOSEPH KONY 2012
    Fave this quote if you care. Let's get this one to top quotes for the kids in Uganda. Over 30,000 of them. Being tortured by Joseph Kony. Help the U.S. capture him. If you care about society, let's see how many faves this can get.

  17. InOneMoment InOneMoment
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. danniru11 danniru11
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    Yeah, I'm hurting
    But on goes the mascara and lipgloss. That's right.
    I'll be the prettiest damn wreck you've ever seen.
    nmq/nmf

  19. BarleyGettingAl0nggg BarleyGettingAl0nggg
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    They say we're to young
    For 'love'.
    But maybe they're just too old to remember.
    nmf

  20. UnfogettableMe UnfogettableMe
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    Thank you.
    Thank you so much for helping me.
    For listening to my endless rants.
    For offering me support.
    For reminding me how strong I am.
    For never giving up on me.
    For just being there.
    I can't thank you enough, witty.

:)

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