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erica1399
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 11:13am UTC

50 years from now no ones going to say you have the key to my heart.
Were going to say WOW...
I cant believe you guessed the password.

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Bec*
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 4:25am UTC

Disagreeing with someone just to annoy them.

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Bec*
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 4:31am UTC

A naked iPhone is a beautiful thing but too risky.

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Bec*
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 4:10am UTC

I clapped because it finished not because I liked it.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 8:37pm UTC

It scares the living crap out of me that there are some girls my age
with children. Like, how do you even deal with that? I can't even keep my Sims alive without cheats.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 8:52pm UTC

Sometimes, when I'm taking a shower, I lean forward and let my hair
dramatically fall in front of my face and pretend I just had some kind of heart shattering moment in the rain. And, other times, I collect water in my mouth and spit it at things like squirtle.

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spence*
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 3:06pm UTC

Disney
Teaching you not to talk to strangers,
Unless they're hot

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 3:12pm UTC

Harry: Why did the man sleep under the car?
Interviewer: I don't know. Why did he sleep under the car?
Harry: So he could wake up oily in the morning!
Louis: It's funny because oily sounds like early!
Louis: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? If anyone knows, don't answer cause that spoils it!
Niall: Snowpire?
Interviewer: Nice try, Niall.
Louis: It is in fact NOT snowpire, Niall... It's frostbite!
*claps*
Louis: See what I did there?
Liam: What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
Interviewer: I don't know.
Liam: Bacon and legs!
Louis: Hahah!
Liam: What is the best thing about deadly snakes?
*silence*
Liam: They've got poisonality!
Louis: HAHAH, I LIKE THAT ONE!

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 3:42pm UTC

wTF MY 7 YEAR OLD SISTER
JUST CAME INTO MY ROOM AND
GESTURED FOR ME TO FOLLOW HER
AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING SO I DID AND
SHE LEAD ME INTO THE BACKYARD
AND SHE SAID “IM GOING TO SHOW YOU
MY SECRET” AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT OK”
AND SHE TOOK THE LID OFF HER
PORTABLE SANDBOX AND IT WAS FILLED
WITH WATER AND LIKE THOUSANDS OF
TINY BABY TADPOLES SWIMMING AROUND
AND I WAS LIKE WHAT WHERE DID
YOU GET THESE AND SHE SAID
"i'm raising them"
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 8:09pm UTC

Most overused movie quote:
Parent: You're throwing away your dream!
Teenager: No mom/dad, I'm throwing away yours

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Onism*
posted a quote
October 12, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whoever made this poem,
Violets are violet, dude.

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yourcool
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 12:44am UTC

90% of ocean remains unexplored and
you're telling me mermaids don't exist? f/ck you.

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emosexy
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 3:37pm UTC

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1) press the fave button
2) highlight the numbers
3) press Ctrl and f
4) press 99 and see what happenes :P

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cutehanan18
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 6:49pm UTC

here is a great story.....
A girl went to a party and
she ended up staying longer than she
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town, and she lived
only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.
when she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.
She felt she could recognize the man,
so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been
identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
Fav. this if you truly
believe in God
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
"If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
stand up for Him. 51% won't fav this
nmq

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She is Morgan*
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 3:58pm UTC

I will be an artist, and capture the essence of life.
I will be an author, and transport others with my words.
I will be a professor, and educate everyone around me.
I will be a chief, and surprise the taste buds of my fellow man.
I will be a musician, and preform the heartbeat of Mother Earth.
I will be a photographer, and capture the unseen beauty of this world.
I will be a peripatetic, and visi...
t every last inch of the world.
I will be a scholar, and learn from each passing moment.
I will be a detective, and search for my answers.
I will be attentive, and listen to those around me.
I will be independent, and rely on my abilities and knowledge.
I will be honest, and only speak the truth.
I will be obedient in everything I do.
I will cherish every moment.
I will love with all of my heart.
I will laugh eternally.
I will be joyous throughout all my days.
I will love every part of my self.
But mostly,
I will not let regrets of the past, the stress of today, fear of the future, circumstances, problems, hard times, or the words of condescending individuals, dictate who I am, who I will become, or what I will accomplish.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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CustardKid
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 4:13pm UTC

Every
Villain
Is
Lemons

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Steve
posted a quote
October 6, 2011 8:56pm UTC

It makes me sad to see people delete quotes that are years old. It's like you are deleting pages out of Witty's history. Don't be ashamed of your old quotes. It's ok that people didn't fave them because the quotes meant something to you when you wrote them.

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XoJannetteXo
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 1:08pm UTC

Niall: Harry is the youngest but everyone always thinks it's me
Louis: That's because you're cute and Harry is a pervert

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FamilyGuy_Quotes
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 11:45am UTC

"Sorry Meg.
Daddy loves ya,
but Daddy also loves Star Trek,
and in all fairness,
Star Trek
was here first."
-Peter Griffin
FAMILY GUY

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