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pleasespeaktomyface
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July 2, 2012 3:53pm UTC

Hey, can you grab some tampons and bring them home? My period hit today.
Oh crap that was for my mom!
I just picked up some tampons, candy, and I'm at the movie store. What movie do you want?
I love you <3 (:
I honestly love him.

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timraandnicole
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July 2, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Normal Teenager: Make sure to be quiet while sneaking out of the house at 1am
Me: Make sure to be quiet while making a sandwich at 1am.

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yousacutiee6969
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 11:41am UTC

I've Come to the Conclusion
That Dryer Lint is Just the Cremated
R e m a i n s o f a l l M y M i s s i n g S o c k s .
nmf

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pigglywiggly
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July 2, 2012 7:12pm UTC

If you aren't following anyone is says
"*Username* is a leader and is not following anyone."
Oh my god Steve.

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Fake_a_smile
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July 2, 2012 4:22pm UTC

Yes, I have friends who are bisexual.
When they first told me, I said something along the lines of
“Please explain to me how that changes anything”
Because really, who am I to judge my own friends?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 12:48pm UTC

Bullying people because they don't like the same band as you
Is NOT dedication.

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Nigel9086
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July 2, 2012 3:17pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
when you're singing and you didn't know someone was watching.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 2:27pm UTC

Real Relationship:
Girl: Here's your phone. You have a text message
Boy: Babe. Just check it for me.
Facebook
Format Credit: Breeze / USMarineCorps2013

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laxgrlie624
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 12:12pm UTC

No, Cough Syrup.
You are not grape flavored.
Have you ever tasted a grape
You taste like death and the tears of small children.
Not grape.

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BravoSierra
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July 2, 2012 10:33am UTC

Satan: Let the good usenames belong to people who never log on.

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Lukas_has_a_new_Witty
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July 2, 2012 2:12pm UTC

And today, my mom's boyfreind asked me for permission to ask my mom to marry him < 3

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 12:32pm UTC

I think
You could fall in love with anyone
if you saw the parts of them
no one else gets to see...

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 11:50am UTC

SHORTEST HORROR STORY EVERComputer: Unable to connect to the internet at this time.

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xHello
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 6:43pm UTC

◢ 12:00 ▃
Settings
ON
Music
Reality
ON
OFF
ON
○
nmq/nmf

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 6:13pm UTC

Lazy Rules #8.
You're not "littering' if you drop a piece of food on the ground.
You are feeding the insects and animals thus helping nature.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 8:25pm UTC

Hey girls.
I get it, you have a middle finger and you have haters.
You don't need to show it off in every picture though.
Sincerely, you don't actually have haters.

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itsthetruth
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 9:14pm UTC

Awkward.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 6:00pm UTC

There's a difference between
90 kids and 90 babies.
Stop confusing the two.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 7:22pm UTC

Me: Do you want any help with the dishes?
Mom: No, that's okay, sweetie. I got this. *ten minutes later* Mom: I swear to god, I get no help around here!

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