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  1. TuckersGirl TuckersGirl
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 12:40pm UTC
    Dumb Person Nothing is ever black & white24 hours ago · comment · like
    12 people like this
    Guy 1 Skunks, newspapers
    23 hours ago · 5 people like this
    Guy 2 Pandas, oreos
    23 hours ago · 6 people like this
    Guy 1 Zebras
    23 hours ago · 3 people like this
    Guy 2 Michael Jackson
    23 hours ago · 80 people like this

  2. livelaughlovee16 livelaughlovee16
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    today i was an amusmant park with my school,
    and i saw a hot guy.
    so i pulled out a sharpie,
    walked over to him,
    and said,
    "can i test my sharpie on you?"
    he shrugged so i took his arm,
    wrote my number on it, and walked away.
    i got a text a few minutes later saying,
    "i think it works."

  3. Jewel Jewel
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 5:12pm UTC
    "I shall call him squishy."
    "Let go of my boob."

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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 6:30pm UTC

  6. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
    2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
    3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
    4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
    5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
    6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
    7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
    8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
    9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
    10. NO white pants that week.
    11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
    12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
    13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
    14. boys are 10x more annoying.
    15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
    16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
    17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
    18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
    19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
    20. you wish you weren't a girl.
    21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.

  7. rachelinaballerina98 rachelinaballerina98
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    (please read, long but worth reading)
    Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

  8. nicoleypoleyoley nicoleypoleyoley
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    I went to walgreens to pick up some new eyeliner
    ..I was there looking through all the colors when I heard
    a high pitched, deadly, glass shattering scream
    then a loud noise that sounded like thunder
    the next thing I remembered was everyone shouting.
    I couldn't understand any of them
    I started to pray "Jesus keep me safe, please God, please."
    Then I had the feeling to put my phone in my breast pocket
    so I did..
    I heard 2.. 3.. 4 gun shots
    people screaming, then everything was quiet.
    I turned around and I could of sworn something hit me
    but when I looked down, I was fine
    Then I saw a tall man with brown hair and big, brown eyes look at me
    then he turned around and ran..
    It took me a second to catch my breath, then I ran quickly into the opposite
    isle of the store
    and there I saw something noone should ever experience..
    2 women where on the ground, their hands over their leg and chest
    and 3 men struggling to get up, blood gushing from their body
    I shrieked and grabbed my phone out to call the cops
    then what next I saw took my breath away..
    a bullet stuck in the back of my phone
    .. right where I thought the man had shot me.
    miiine.// nicoleypoleyoley

  9. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    I asked
    what he thought
    of Me
    He Replied "abcdefghijk"
    So I asked "whats that mean hun?"
    He Said "Awful, Beastly, clownish ,discusting, eew, fugly, gross, hideous----
    I started crying and said " I don't even want to know what I,J, and K mean"
    He laughed and said "Babe calm down, IJK means
    I'm just Kidding ;)

    I hate him :)

  10. BeeMYSunshine BeeMYSunshine
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 6:47pm UTC
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  11. The_Drama_Girl The_Drama_Girl
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    Years from now...
    You'll be in the car, flipping radio channels, when you hear a voice that says, "And now some oldies for you," and a song you remember well will come on. You'll remember every word. You'll remember sitting in your bedroom as a teenager, watching the music video for the first time on the day it came out. Then you'll remember fangirling every second of the day over those 5 boys. You'll remember how they make you laugh, and how you used to dream about marrying them. You'll remember all the jokes and the laughs. You'll remember the first time you went to one of their concerts (even if it was on Youtube). And maybe even the first time you got their autograph. You'll remember the first time girls at school found out about them. Your daughter in the passenger seat will look at you like you're crazy while a tear streams down your face, but what she won't know is how much they meant to you and how much they changed your life.

  12. blueshirt blueshirt
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 9:47pm UTC
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  13. xoxomusicangel xoxomusicangel
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    Zayn was once told by a doctor not to l i f t anything h e a v y for 2 weeks.
    He replied with:
    "guess I'll have to pee sitting down then"

    credit to the "Passion for One Direction" page on Facebook:)

  14. BellaSwan14 BellaSwan14
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    A 50 year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.

  15. completeinhim completeinhim
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    'cause she's bittersweet,
    ////////////////////////// S H E K N O C K S M E O F F M Y F E E T .
    and i cant help myself.
    i dont want
    A N Y O N E E L S E .

  16. Girl24_Next24_Door24 Girl24_Next24_Door24
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    I'm proud to be a girl
    who doesnt shriek over

  17. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    I started running, because i thought i was being chased by a tracker jacker.
    Then I realrized it was just a wasp.
    Then I realized i wasn't in
    the hunger games.

  18. katberndt1 katberndt1
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    Don't you ever, ever think that you are alone in this world. When you're feeling down, lonely, as if you walk this road alone, stop. Stop and look around you. There is always someone. There will always be someone. And if you see no one, look deeper. Maybe that someone you need lies inside of you. You will never ever be alone in this world. Remember that..

  19. katberndt1 katberndt1
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 12:23pm UTC
    I've decided that I'm not going to focus on my past anymore...so if I owe you money, I'm sorry.

  20. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 11:05am UTC
    My soul mate? It’s Gotta Be You.
    I Should’ve Kissed You when we stayed Up All Night together.
    I Want Everything About You.
    I can’t keep making the Same Mistakes.
    I Wish I could Stand Up and Save You Tonight because You Stole My Heart.
    It’s Moments like these when I wish I were in Another World where you weren’t Taken.
    We're like Na Na Na, and I want More Than This. But I’m Torn.
    When you told me you loved me, you Told Me A Lie.
    But, you've just got this One Thing,
    And that's What Makes You Beautiful.


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