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ChocoTaco
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December 9, 2012 8:00pm UTC

*20 Years Later*
Future Husband: Hey what are you looking at babe?
Me: Oh, just my old social accounts. You know, facebook, twitter, tumblr, insta-
Future Husband: Can I see?
Me: *Throws laptop out of the window* Oh, look at that. Oops, sorry.

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yourcool
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December 8, 2012 1:40pm UTC

things i never learned in high school:
- how to do taxes
- what taxes are
- how to vote
- what politics are
- how to write a reusme/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
- how to write a check/balance a check book
- anything to do with banking
- how to do loans for college
- how to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
- how to buy a house or a car
but boy am i f/cking glad that i know the pythagorean theorm.

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sayheyilyx
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December 8, 2012 2:50pm UTC

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 2:11pm UTC

SON: mommy every night i hear you and daddy making noises and when i look your bouncing up and down on him.
MOM: oh. well im bouncing on his
stomach because he is fat and that
makes him thin again.
SON: That wont work
MOM: why?
SON: because they lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up.

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Fact_LifeIsHard
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 9:45pm UTC

I think that a man with a
helmet defending his
country should make
more money than
a man with a helmet
defending a football.

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 5:24pm UTC

Am I the only one
that pays attention to when
a singer takes a breath in a song

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 4:25pm UTC

Someone
you haven't even met yet
is wondering what it'd be like
to know someone like you...

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 8:40pm UTC

I believe in equality.
if we have 5 days school, then we should have 5 day weekends as well.

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shulesluvvah*
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 9:42pm UTC

Honey Boo Boo's mom has a boyfriend and you're still single...
just let that sink in.

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yourcool
posted a quote
September 28, 2012 5:51pm UTC

can you do me a huge favor?
stand in front of my car, i need to test my breaks.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 8:06pm UTC

Kimmy Gibbler: Hey what time does the 6oclock news start at
Dj: Please tell me you're kidding..

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sydneyjrw
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 2:23pm UTC

*Today In Class*
Teacher: No girls are allowed to room with boys on the trip
Class: *Groans*
*Kid raises hand*
Teacher: Yes?
Kid: Well, what if we're gay?
Class: *Laughs*
Teacher: Doesn't matter. Let me put it this way: We are going on the trip with 100 kids. We don't want to come back with 101.
This was hilarious. Hahaha (:

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 7:56pm UTC

...And then Satan said,
"Put the alphabet in math."

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xPerfectlyxImperfectx
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 4:14pm UTC

The house next to Zayn Malik's house is for sale. Happy Hunger Games. Motherf/ckers.
nmf/nmq

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 3:56pm UTC

DO YOU EVER
WISH YOU HAD
A SECOND CHANCE
TO MEET SOMEONE
AGAIN FOR THE
FIRST TIME?

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iloveyouforeverandever
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 8:53pm UTC

SMART
MAY HAVE
THE BRAINS,
STUPID
HAS THE
BALLS.

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CharlAldisx
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 9:46am UTC

Today on the bus this girl told my boyfriend
"Come on Nolan! Just look at her! In the eyes, by the way."
He said "Why?" and the girl goes,
"Nolan just do it and then I will tell you."
So he looks into my eyes, and the girl and her friend go
"Awwwwwwwwwwh!" I said to the girl,
"Nina, why did he have to do that?" and she said to me,
"If he looks into your eyes and his pupils get big, it
means he loves you. And he loves you." ♥
-Not mine, just thought it was cute.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 9:29am UTC

Fall is coming soon. Get ready for--
-Crisp mornings
-The leaves changing
-Apple everything
-Blankets of leaves
-Pumpkins
-The crunch beneath your feet
-Sweaters and sweatshirts
-Boots
-Cornfields
-Hayrides
-Thanksgiving
-Halloween
-Frosted windows
-Spiced air
Bring it on ♥

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amazed*
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 12:45pm UTC

Normal Couples: "You hang up first!" "No, YOU hang up first!"
Peeta and Katniss: "You kill me!" "No, YOU kill ME!"

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GRANDer
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 6:13pm UTC

>>>>>>>>>>>
They'll hate you if you're pretty,
They'll hate you if you're not.
They'll hate you for what you lack,
and they'll hate you for what you've got.
<<<<<<<<<<<

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