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  1. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 11:30pm UTC
    *If me, Jenna Marbles, and 1D were in the same room*
    1D: Hey!
    Me: Oh. My. God. *freezes*
    1D: *laughs because they think Im fanboying over them*
    Me: MOVE!
    1D: Wait, what?
    Me: *pushes past 1D*
    Me: *runs up to jenna marbles*
    Yeah, call me dedicated.

  2. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    Sir, I want to buy these shoes for my Mama, please
    It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
    Could you hurry, sir, Daddy says there's not much time
    You see she's been sick for quite a while
    And I know these shoes would make her smile

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    You,
    Let’s go out on a midnight date.
    Let’s play in the dark and cuddle on the grass under the stars.
    I don’t even care where we are
    as long as I am having a great time with you.
    I want to stay up until the sun rises.
    Let us do whatever we want,
    we’ll be alone anyway.

  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Note to all guys out there
    There is nothing wrong with giving her
    good morning and good night messages,
    something that she can read before her day starts
    and before she shuts her eyes.
    It is okay for you to check up on her every now and then,
    and worrying if she’s safe and okay.
    I could see that somehow people can find that annoying
    but girls tend to appreciate it.
    It shows how much you really care about her
    and it gives her a lot of reasons for you
    to be called the right one.

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    You both like each other,
    But neither of you want to say it .
    She’s thinking there’s another girl ,
    and he’s thinking she can do better .
    These negative thoughts run to both of your minds
    and you start to believe them .
    Eventually you lose the feelings , and all you wonder is ,
    “what could’ve been..”
    Don’t let the chance pass you by ,
    tell each other the truth before it’s too late .

  6. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    God bless,
    the 18 children and 7 adults who lost their lives
    right. before. christmas.
    The children, it just breaks my heart. Their familys have their present wrapped and ready for them to open not even a month away.
    Those children, working so hard to be good for santa.
    Are. Gone.
    Rest in piece little angels, marry christmas.

  7. shooting_stars shooting_stars happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    a very short lesson in psychology:
    when a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad
    when a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely
    when a person talks less and fast, that person is hiding a secret
    when a person can't cry, that person is weak
    when a person cries on little things, that person is soft hearted
    when a person asks about you even if they are busy, that person loves you

  8. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    Who would kill children?
    Who would kill their own mother?
    Who would kill HELPLESS children?
    Who would kill innocent teachers?
    Who would kill young little kids?
    A sick man is who.
    Can i just know why?
    MQ

  9. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    Do you seriously think God doesn't want you? God can't use you?
    Noah was a drunk. Jacob was a liar. Joseph was abused. Moses had a stuttering problem. Gideon was afraid. Samson had long hair and was a womanizer. Rahab was a prostitute. Jeremiah and Timothy were too young. David had an affair and was a murderer. Elijah was suicidal. Isaiah preached naked. Jonah ran from God. Naomi was a widow. Job went bankrupt. Peter denied Christ. The disciples fell asleep while praying. Martha worried about everything. The Samaritan woman was divorced. Zacchaeus was too small. Paul was too religious. Timothy had an ulcer. Lazarus was DEAD. No matter who you are & what your flaw is, God is using you to send a special message. Don't feel like you're unworthy.

  10. Just_Keep_Swimming Just_Keep_Swimming
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    If this Quote Gets
    200+ Faves
    On 12/21/12
    I Will Text My Crush Saying,
    "If the words ends today, I just want you to know that I have a huge crush on you."

  11. xbluexeyesx xbluexeyesx
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    beginning of the year: maybe someone will like me this year
    end of the year: well there's always next year

  12. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    3 things I will never understand:
    1. The meaning of life.
    2. The universe.
    3. How Spongebob & Patrick made those
    sound effects in that box.


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  14. TVQuotes TVQuotes
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    Drake and Josh #12
    Animal Control Guy: I've never seen anything this scary, and I fought in Nam!
    Drake: Nam?
    Animal Control Guy: You know, Vietnam.
    Drake: Where's that? New Jersey?
    Animal Control Guy: What's wrong with him?
    Josh: Yeah we're not sure...

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    “Why do you write
    about love all the time?”
    I don’t know.
    There’s a thousand ways to fall in love,
    a thousand more unrequited,
    a thousand more that people overlook,
    and a thousand missed chances to kiss in the rain.
    I’ve only experienced a couple,
    an insignificant amount that barely comes close
    to what I could experience.
    Writing about it,
    it let’s me taste four thousand ways to fall in love...

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    I want
    someone to hit on me, face to face, no sugar coats.
    If you think I’m cute say, “Hi!” .
    If you want my number, ask me.
    Don’t ask my friend for my number.
    It just makes you less attractive.
    I want to have at least one person come up to me
    and call me cute and then ask for my number.
    I just want that..

  17. swimmergirl3796 swimmergirl3796
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    On 12/21/12 people will be making end of the world jokes
    like there's no tomorrow.


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    i'm not an astronomer, but
    i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.

  20. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    If only our tounges were made out of glass,
    Then maybe we'd be more careful when we speak.

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